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Two weeks off so fine. Back at work
Hows things you way?

I'm not so bad except for my aches and pains.
I had a bad fall the other day, and i went and dislocated my hip and shoulder.:'(
I am going away tomorrow to the Isle of Man, to see my family over there.
What have you been up to lately besides work, hope you have been having fun.
xx*NATS*xx

Had two weeks off. Fantastic. Attended three meetings which were followed by four or five course meals. Stuffed myself silly. And the wine!!! Back at work so working off those calories. Sorry to hear of your health. Never mind, the trip to Man will cheer you up, I'm sure. It's nice to be with one's family. Good, protecting. Have a great trip. Not much longer till Christmas. Drawn a great shift, not working this year.

Yeah i can't wait to go, cos i them all so much.
It will cheer me up when i get there, cos i them all so very much.
Stuart and i have split up now, but we are to remain friends.
Hey you never invited me to go for the meals lol
Did you get bladdered then with all the wine? lol
So you have had two weeks off work hey, lucky you
Well christams is really just around the corner, and i can't wait to see what i get lol
What do you mean about not working this year, is it a holiday or something?

Our department never shuts it is open all day all night every day of the year. In my job there is no such thing as a bank holiday, or a weekend or Christmas. It is just a day on work or a day off. It is just a night on work or a night off. I have worked nights over Christmas and days over Christmas. They are 12 hour shifts. This is the BBC World Service, we are transmitting through out the year. When you sit in front of your TV Christmas day, there are people working to transmit those programmes, some-one's got to go in and do it.

Yeah and you are the one that's doing it most probably
You must be exhausted after the day is over then, ing hell i would be lol

Not this year, thank God. There is only one person on duty during these times. But not me Yaaayyyy!!!!!

It sounds like you will have fun then lol
Mind you i don't blame you.
How was your night, did you have a peaceful one.
I slept like a log, when i eventually got to bed lol
It was 4 oclock when i climbed in bed, i was on the phone till 3:30.
it's late getting back to you, it's bcos i was preparing dinner, aswell as a bit of tidying up.

No probs. Going home at 1530, so won't be back till Wednesday.
Bad night, actually, too many loud fireworks and the little hates fireworks, so she kept cuddling up to me. Good luck

Yeah the fireworks are bad around here too, and my s are frightened to death (poor things)
As you are travelling i wish you good luck too

Hi Tony

As you can see that i am back.
How are you, i hope that you are well.
What do you you think of the change over?
Well the fireworks are starting to calm down over here, what's it like by you is it any better.
What have you been up to lately?

I have a new fella in my life now, and his name is Allan.
He comes from the Isle of Man, and he is my 2nd cousin.
He is ever so funny, he makes me with the antics he comes out with
Anyway i hope that you get back to me, cos i have missed our chats.
Take care
love> xx*NATS*xx

Hi
Good to hear from you. Glad that things are going well, you really sound positive.

My friend has two sons. John who is 16 and Andy who is 14. Andy said to me last Sunday that he was going to a bad taste disco at Christmas, and did I have anything he could wear. I cautioned him that his Christmas present was in peril. He was being serious it wasn't a wind up. He was after flared trousers and kipper ties.
I explained I am known for my satorical elegance, and would-therefore-not have anything in bad taste. He pulled a cynical expression, grunted "Yeah right" and went to play pool

Hi Tony

It's good to hear from you too, and it's great to be back too.
Well i am positive about him, but i am going slow this time.
So this mate of yours i reckon he has a hand full lol
Is he by any chance a jack the lad?
I guess that you don't have them kind of clothes then lol
Kipper ties indeed i don't think i would see you in one lol
So what else has been happening, since the last time we spoke?
xx*NATS*xx

Nothing much really. The lads are ok. John has passed out with flying colours with a certificate in catering and wants to become a chef. Andy is a whizz at maths.
To be honest if I did still have that type of clothing in my wardrobe, I most certainly wouldn't own up to it.
A young lady friend and I are going out for a meal Tuesday.
Only another six hours 35 minutes and I can go home

Hi Tony

I am so made up for him for passing, aswell as getting a certificate
Well to be honest with you, i couldn't really see you in that type of clothing lol
So Andy is a whizz at maths then, well here is his mate
My cousin Alan use to be a chef, and now he is a Security Guard in Liverpools Conservation Centre.
So who is this young lady then, are you two an item then?
Where are you taling her then, is it somewhere special?
You really sound made up for you to get home then lol
Well it's less time now for you to go home lol

The lady is Coleen, I call her Cole. We met at a dinner and dance through mutual friends. We are just friends, Cole and I. It sounds an old cliche, but it's true. A man and woman can be just friends.

Well Stuey and i are friends now, and we tend to be friends forever.
So her name is Coleen, i have a friend called colleen too but with 2 l's
I have also got a couple of friends that are male, and they are called Ian, Colin, Pete, Andy, Kevin, and many more but too many to name lol

Hmmm!!! You obviously know quite a few men "friends", huh?

Yes i have many male friends, we have grown up together.

My mums friend Betty has 3 of these males, of who i have grown up with.
They also have a sister called Carole, she use to knock around with my youngest sister called Angela.

One can never have too many friends. You cannot choose your family, but you can your friends, that is why they are special. You choose them.
By the way, shouldn't you be asleep at this time of the morning?
I have to be here, I have to flipping well work.