h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi

Last night my laptop decided to have a sort of crisis - so I am writing this from an internet cafe. (very loud as it is within a games salon. Sounds like a war zone in the background)

Anyway an engineer is going to look at fixing it, or possibly I will buy a second hand one from him - anything would do so I don´t have to sit here! Mind you I quite like the funky keyboard with the ¡ and the ¿ and the ñ .

So - if I don´t reply to anything - I haven´t died, nor am I ignoring you. Be patient - I´ll be back soon

Lanzababy

Oooh, good luck! And dont duck on your way out, they aren't real bombs!

See you when we seen you.

see you, rather. If we'd seen you we wouldn't need to say anything...

*waits for Lanzababy to return*

lanzababy

I can't help thinkin that interest in this thread is going to pester out pretty fast.

*peeter

not pester. That would just be silly

I'll pester you out! go on! get out! out! out! out!

Fine I'm going. I didn't want to be in this smelly conversation anyway!

why is it that all the best females become unavailable I must not be using the right aftershave

Personally I use Eau de Goat

Eau de goat? Out, out out! go sleep in the barn

Did your laptop get zapped by the security check on the flight home? Or maybe it's got a bit of lava stuck in it.

I wonder what would happen if I shook it?

I've never tried eau de goat, but I've eaten goat cheese.

Yeah it smells kinda like that but with more urine.

I prefer essence of giraffe, it smells likebut you feel 6ft tall

So, which is worse- a giraffe with a sore throat, or a centipede with corns
























































no answer here

answer is a hydra with headache