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Post 81

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

sorry, ^"quite"^


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Post 82

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

she fell on her a*se


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Post 83

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

twas a jolly good farce


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Post 84

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

but not for her friend who is woolly

(ha! feel my vengeance upon you fo the sheep comment!)


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Post 85

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

(if only michael was here to defend you)

there once was a murderous captain


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Post 86

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

(yes, lucky for you he isn't)

who kept frogs in an old ginger snap tin (mmm . . . biscuits . . .)

(this one has to be inflected VERY carefully to make it fit)

(sorry about all the brackets)


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Post 87

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

(i got it)

then palin did come

(dont you make this dirty! this is implied in a perfectly simple, perfectly clean, palin came along to inspect the frogs)

(curse your filthy mind! i ment frogs as in small, hopping, ampha beans, please do not euphamise the innocent little frogs!)


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Post 88

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

he waggled his bum


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Post 89

Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind

and got naked and playded his vi'lin


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Post 90

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

(ha! you can't think of anything else that rhymes with captain either, can you?!)


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Post 91

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

woo.


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Post 92

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

There once was a young chap named Algy,
He and Biggles, they were rather pally.
They flew in their crates,
Had all sorts of escapes,
Then came home and pronounced it was bally!

Then their were Ginger and Bertie,
Both good honest fellows, and sturdy.
They joined them in the air,
They flew everywhere,
And sometimes came home somewhat dirty.

Their adventures they go on and on,
(98 books, if I'm not wrong).
What a jolly good show,
Long live Biggles and Co.,
And huzzah for old Captain Johns.


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Post 93

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

[Author's note: turns out I am wrong - there were 102 Biggles books. Terribly sorry to have caused undue confusion . . . oh no wait . . .]


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