h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, so i stole this from somewhere else on the site, but it sounds like good fun and us pythonists are always up for a good game.

Each person must add one line to make a limerick. In order to keep track and a good momentum going, if you write the line number at the end of your line, the next person will know how far back he/she needs to go. When the person before you has done line 5 then you are free to begin a new one.

For Example
There once was a young man name Pither (1)
Who started a-wondering whether(2)
His shorts were too long (3)
Should he slip on a thong? (4)
If so i shall shout "Man, come hither!" (5)

(ps: thought you'd like that Alli!!)

anyways, you get the idea, whos gonna start us off??

There once was a man named Moreece
Who liked to hop up and down on some geese...

then the geese started thinking (3)

the Accountants was sinkinking (4)

so they up'ed and migrated to nice (5)

(thank you julie)
There once was a man from Uranus (1)

who thought he deserved to be famous

He gobbled some Spam (3)

served with lashings of jam

And afterwards felt somewhat heinous (5)

A Doctor, (though just on his lunch break)

Thought 'I quite fancy some cake'

He dived under a scotsman (3)

(Although not a hot one)

and said "can i please have a munch mate?"

(i assume the only reason you said'doctor' was because you couldn't spell 'gynaecologist')

There was a young Palin from Sweden

who was randy and ripe for the breedin' (2)

He fell down the stairs

split the seat of his flares

And cried out 'I know what I'm needin'!'

*nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no MORE*