h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Traveller in Time comming out of the dancing party
"They started a dance under the doormat < A2091511 >. "

we did?
why has nobody told me?
*starts dancing like a mad dancing thing with tap shoes on*

It's a bit crowded under here.

*dances over to GB*
i didnt know u were under here! guess i didnt look very hard.
i hope im not the only one who's being squashed from above i think i may have shrunk about 6 inches in the last 5 minutes (its a very large doormat if it has all of us under it)

I think I'll leave. It's very stuffy under here.

ive been trying to get out for ages but i think u'll find theres no way of doing so.

We're trapped?!

Abandon doormat! It's every man for himself!

i believe that the entire point of being trapped under the doormat is that we can't 'abandon doormat' that would defeat the object.

Shut up, I'm trying to escape!

*Runs around like a headless chicken.*

sorry but i dont c the point of expending valuable energy that we will need to stay alive later but panicing. the best thing we can do is remain calm, after all you hadnt noticed before so why pay attention to it now?
*gives GB a chickens head and physically forces him to stop running*

Buck, buck! buck buck buck buck buck buck!!!

i thought chickens said cluck?
possibly this is a lie that i have been subjected to for way too long. maybe chickens actually say 'hello there are you having i nice day?' and i never knew because that wasnt what i was taught at a sufficiently young age.
ah i will never know, i wonder what the point of pondering was?

Buck buck "CLUCK" buck buck!!

Buck buck buck buck buck buck!!!!!

*walks up dressed as knight and slaps GodBen with rubber chicken*

Ah, the irony!

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!

Traveller in Time on his hat
"Welcome 'Zagreb'. This is a straight forward 'official' welcome to this society.

Here is your stuff it! That is care for it give it daily fresh water some pea nuts, (they love sunflower seeds) and do not forget to rehearse some relevant sketches every now and then.

You are now allowed to wear the Pythonists badge on your personal space. More details are in 'Sanadu', the only way to get out 'Sane' is first get into it.

We also have a crowded doormat thing, < A2091511 >. This is something of a collection of Pythonistics (any additions welcome!) It dates from the time we did not have our own badge and it has a slightly higher update frequency then the society page.

And not to forget we have lots of activities:
-The Shrubbery Hunt! (Can somebody tell me where I left this shrub!)
-The "I didn't expect a Kind of Spanish Inquisition!" game! Please keep on posting new additions while I am halfway writing mine. ( last quik they managed four times! )
-Whatever everyone happens to be doing at the time, some spinn offs of the 'Join Here!' will grow their own entries!
-The 'Python quoting' (and everything else quoting, just try not to breach too much copyright...)"

Parrobot nailed on his pech
"Squuueeeck! Spam spam spam soap water soap Spam! "

Ah, SPAM. Lovely, lovely SPAM.

yes indeed.
have just noticed, im no longer on the doormat
*runs through open door to main pythonist area of wonderfulness, suitable levels of heavenly light shinin through door in film ending kinda way*

Buck buck buck.