h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to h2g2 . You must be Kelly (Princess Loz asked me to leave you a message). I'm an ACE (assistant community editor), so Don't Panic if you're a little lost, as showing you around is what ACEs are for. To find out more about ACEs, visit the Ace homepage.

This is your towel. Look after it well, know where it is and h2g2 will be much easier.

To help you find your way around Feisor has written a list of hints and links for new researchers, which you can visit at A719840. Also, you may find it helpful to take the <./>DontPanic-tour</.>.


Want to learn how to use these smileys? Visit the <./>Smiley</.> page.


If you want to ask a question to the h2g2 community, then <./>Askh2g2</.> is a good place to do it. Alternatively, if you want to chat, then <./>MiscChat</.> is where you want to go. Loz asked me to leave you a link to the foLDers arms, so here it is >> A913150

To find out what's going on here, read <./>thePost</.>, h2g2's very own newspaper.

If you want to brighten your page, then 'Spicing up your user page' at A690518

To find Loz, click here >> U220169

She's also asked me to give you a link to some of the word games we've been playing. A1041625 has the links to these word games, including 'the everlasting sentence game'.

If you get stuck, need some help or just want to chat, then simply reply to this message. Then I can gtet back to you.

Hi there*Waves*...
Looks like everything going well here already

hi fanx 4 ur help !! this site is kool!!1

hi fanx 4 ur help !! this site is kool!!1

*waves back*

h2g2 is a brilliant site
If you need any more help, just reply.

thanx xxxx

Hi again Kelly...
How are you?

i'm gr8 fanx n u??

Kelly meet Uncle Alex
Uncle Alex meet Kelly

heehee

Kel this is my luvvly friend! heehee i told him bout Has and his testostrone levels! heehee

LoZ xxxxx

he he nice 2 meet u me still not quite learnt how 2 use it but i'm gettin there!! oh yeah has he had a really high testostarone leval (whoopsie i carnt spell he he) xx

freaking hell Kelly! its not smiles its either < smiley > with no spaces or : - ) with no spaces duh!!!

just like at schoool your such a s*****c reet,,,,,,,,but i loves ya! heeehee

here have sum ooops u really shudnt thho cuz its fattening oh well not as if u can get any bigger! lmao srry u know i u really my ikkle cherubim

LoZ xxxxxxx

yeah well laura at least i ain't already fat lmao!! i'm gonna try do sum random smileys but non off them will work i bet ya!!

Hi Kelly, I'm good thanks... the <./>Smileys</.> homepage will give you a list of all the commands for you smiley needs or you can just click on any smiley in a convo and it'll take yo there

im not fat and niether r u!!! how can i be fat wen im like size8??? duh!! lmao i bet peeps on this think were a right pairs of loser freaks well we are tho arnt we sweetie MwAh

i have an idea,,,,why dont u look at the smiley list,,,duh!

LoZ argh some andom shepp is chasing my ghost!!! xxxxxx

oh k fanx 4 ur help!!

oh its a pleasure sweetie lmao

LoZ

well my will chase da sheep 4 ya he he!! i'm goin now i'll talk 2 ya 2moz don't ring 2 early!!! or else i'll erm eat pie!!! i'll leav ya 2 go and eat ya tea!! which is and a he he u fat random cow!! nite nite darli

oh n fanx 4 all the help every1

bye bye Kelly my ikkle cherubium! ill cal bout 10:30 k?? so dont be a lazy like always!! grrrr ever heard of an alarm clock???

mmm yummy thanx for the yummy foods but tell yer mum that i loved her enchiladas ^hint hint^ lol

see i told you this site was good! so you gonna be on here regualry i seee,,,

speak to ya in the morn!
lovin ya sweetie pie MwAh

LoZ xxxxxx