A Conversation for The Time-Warp Bar
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Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers Started conversation Apr 16, 2003
Hello Sir DrunkenDeath. I whish you had told be the link code for this bit, I've been through half h2g2 for it! Adding the bar into the Society HQ now.
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Apr 16, 2003
Well, (hic) what can I (hic) get you then? I stock every(hic)thing
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Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers Posted Apr 16, 2003
Ah well, a guiness would be nice, thanks.
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Apr 17, 2003
*gives Time Traveler a 
*
Well, how's the (hic) society shapin' up?
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Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers Posted Apr 17, 2003
*sips *
Well, other than you and Deu Ex Machina, nobody else seems interested in a higher post at the society, and Ripper the Almost is the only ordinary Traveller we have. I'm thinking of offering him the Assistant Vice-chairmanship or Winder of the Clocks. Winder of the Clocks is probably a better title actualy...
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Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Apr 17, 2003
Sir DD, I'll have a pint of Guiness. And make it quick!
Heh... the worst thing about assistand vice-chairmanship is that I'm the one who creates the job description...
Currently I'm not divulging the details until someone applies, but it involves a lot of 
...
Deus Ex Machina
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Apr 18, 2003
*gives D.E.M a pint of Guiness yesterday*
Amasin' (hic) temporal warps!
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Apr 18, 2003
lol, well I think we should start press-ganing people in to make a people-magnet to the society. You could find someone you think would be a good assistant vice chairman and offer them the post, like I did with Sir DD.
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Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} Posted Apr 19, 2003
*looking very confused*
OK, Sir DD was talking but the signature says Time Traveller! What's up with that?
Deus Ex Machina
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Demon Drawer Posted Apr 21, 2003
*wanders in*
Can't really surface here I see another DD before me.
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Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers Posted Apr 26, 2003
sorry, I was using Sir DD's computer, and he's got it set to log him in automaticaly.
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Apr 30, 2003
You should'n't (hic) have been accesing (hic) h2g2 on ma (hic) computer, I think...
*sways*
I think, as (hic) someone who (hic) would know, that (hic) you are gettin addicted!
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rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least Posted Jul 9, 2003
*wanders in, nods to barman*
I'll have a please.
Quiet in here, isn't it?
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Jul 17, 2003
It is a bit, yes. Probbaly becaus only members of the Society of Time travellers knows it exists.
*pulls pint and gives it to Rooftiler*
*takes a swig of whiskey*
ah, that's *hic* better.
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rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least Posted Jul 18, 2003
*blinks at the time dilation effect in the bar...*
Do we need to go on a recruitment drive, then?
*Takes a good two fingers of pint*
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Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers Posted Oct 26, 2003
Sir DD, if you ever look at these things...
There's a quest on in the Society, details of which can be found on the mainpage.
Hope you can make it,
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Twist Posted Dec 4, 2003
Hmm Ill take a scrumble pleas... make it a pint.
*pulls out a duck and starts cleaning ears*
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Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers Posted Dec 6, 2003
Sir DD is experiancing severe cba and hasn't updated...
A scumble... coming right up...
*pulls a pint of scumble. Spends a while trying to get the bits to desolve then gives up. Scumble drinkers must like texture...*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Nov 20, 2010
*Blows a thick layer of dust off the bar and sits down and Sips an 
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Ahh Peace and Quiet
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- 1: Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers (Apr 16, 2003)
- 2: Sir DrunkenDeath (Apr 16, 2003)
- 3: Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers (Apr 16, 2003)
- 4: Sir DrunkenDeath (Apr 17, 2003)
- 5: Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers (Apr 17, 2003)
- 6: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Apr 17, 2003)
- 7: Sir DrunkenDeath (Apr 18, 2003)
- 8: Sir DrunkenDeath (Apr 18, 2003)
- 9: Deus ex Machina {trying to keep in shapes} (Apr 19, 2003)
- 10: Demon Drawer (Apr 21, 2003)
- 11: Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers (Apr 26, 2003)
- 12: Sir DrunkenDeath (Apr 30, 2003)
- 13: rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least (Jul 9, 2003)
- 14: Sir DrunkenDeath (Jul 17, 2003)
- 15: rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least (Jul 18, 2003)
- 16: Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers (Oct 26, 2003)
- 17: Twist (Dec 4, 2003)
- 18: Time Traveller - Knights of h2g2 Astronomer - Chairman of the Society of Time Travellers (Dec 6, 2003)
- 19: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Nov 20, 2010)
- 20: Taff Agent of kaos (Nov 20, 2010)
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