h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi,

welcome to my cabin. Only those who know of the magic liquids "Stella", "Kronenbourg" or "Jack Daniels" can share my drinks. Everyone else will have to bring their own.


And no looking up kilts unless we get drunk first.

Hello again
Still got some stella?

Always got stella,

Pull up a pew and make yourself comfortable, we may have a Cailedh(sp?) band coming later.

Thanks

Chairs aren't half comfy . A band? Sounds interesting.

Well if your going to be stranded 3 million years from humanity, you may as well be comfortable.

The band may involve some Scottish dancing. Do you know the Dashing white Sargeant? (No not Rimmer)

Help yourself to from the fridge or from the shelves

Well that's what I've always thought

Done a bit of Scottish dancing, but can't remember which ones they were, but after more who's going to care?

*takes more *

Indeed,
You just thrash around the room, as long as you don't spill your
then everything will be fine.


Even I cannot remember the Scottish dancing steps and I've been to a few Cailedhs in my adult life (although I may have been a little tipsy while I was there).


Help yourself to the

*Bob (aka (Skutter 1) enters*

*No-one notices*

Want you cabin painted?

Could you do it in the Mcgregor tartan please Bob?

Help yourself to some Wd40 if you can't take the Stella.

Sorry, I've only got Military Grey paint - that's all that Rimmer 2 authorised me to use.

I'll have a Stella with WD40 tops if that's OK.

Grey it's going to have to be then.

The stella's in the fridge and WD40 is in the toolbox, help yourself.

*Puts down spray gun*

*Takes and tops with WD40*

Which part of Scotland are you from?

Fife origionally but I class myself as coming from edinburgh (went there to drop out of Uni)

Think I'll join you without the WD40

coincidence. I went the other way - brought up in Edinburgh, now live in Fife.

That's unfortunate for you

Where in Fife?

It's not so bad - but the travelling to work in Edinburgh is a bummer .

I'm in Saline - near Dunfermline

Sorry, have to say I've never heard of it. I come from Glenrothes myself.

Where in Edinburgh are you working


BTW feel free to top up on

*Takes another and WD40.*

Driver with Lothian Buses (Annadale St)

You poor thing,

Those buses have to be the most rickety buses I have ever been on.

Do you have to use the fred Flinstone starting technique?

BTW are you a Jambo Hibee or OF (I only ask because I have submitted a guide entry on said team for peer review as there was an amazing lack in here)

Edinburgh aren't that bad! At least they turn up on a fairly frequent basis and the fares are cheap - unlike here when it's once an hour (if they have someone to drive it) and it costs an arm and a leg!

I've been a depressed Jambo for more years than I care to remember!