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Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
Well as a Jambo, would you care to take a look at my guide entry
it is at A1040914
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 4, 2003
Read the Jambos piece - very good! I've left a few comments in the conversations.
Rimmer 2 doesn't seem to be very happy with the paint job I did in the main corridor.
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
That's alright, you can hide out here for a while. Just go behind those crates of Stella if he walks in
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 4, 2003
KJ, This new Rimmer is even madder than the original.
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 4, 2003
*Moves closer to crates*
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
Rimsies a pussycat as long as you get the salute. I can even do it when drunk.
Have more to calm yourself down
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 4, 2003
again.
*Takes another and WD40*
Last time I tried the salute I ended up with a dislocated can opener attachment and this nasty scratch in my casing.
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
You've just got to practice, it's actually easier when drunk because the pain of dislocating you shoulder and wrists doesn't matter any more
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 4, 2003
Unfortunately skutters don't get drunk - that's why we're always nominated Star Bug driver at the nights out.
I think I'll just stick to the trusty old two finger salute he usually gets.
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
that must get to be a pain, spending all that money on beer without getting the effect.
Have more , I know it doesn't affect you but I hate drinking alone especially since Unconformity seems to have fallen asleep in the Cinema
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 4, 2003
Actually it doesn't cost me much - I usually end up drinking other peoples' - like now. 
*Helps himself to another and WD40
Maybe Unconformity is enjoying my John Wayne movies 
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
The odds are slim but as they say anything is possible
Bottoms Up
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[...] Posted May 4, 2003
*walks in with Skutters 3 & 6 and unbeknowst to Rimmer, a beehive hair cut...*
*Rimmer salute*
*looks at kaber in the corner of room...*
I see *looks at paint on floor*
Ah! I see you've chosen the Military grey! Great choice! i just don't want to see any pictures of William Wallace OK?
Marvelous!
SKUTTER 6: *squeak*
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 4, 2003
You never know. It can't just be skutters who think JW is the greatest!
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 4, 2003
*Duck behind Stella crates*s
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 4, 2003
*Then ducks behind Stella crates*
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
What about Rob Roy mcgregor then?
Would you care for drink?
I have or
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
SomeMuppet Posted May 4, 2003
*struggles to keep a straight face at rimmers haircut and winks to bob*
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted May 4, 2003
* back and does silent Dusty Springfield impersonation*
Kiltedjedi's proper cabin (making too much noise for the officers)
[...] Posted May 4, 2003
What's that behind the crates... *quack* Is that a Duck?!
*looks suspiciously at Jedi*
Your preferences I guess...
I think it'll be fine whatever pictures... as long as it ain't that smeggin' William Wallace!
I was on my way to the main corridor but I can stop for a drink...
SKUTTER 6: *squeak*
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