h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Walks into the room.*

Hullo, I heard some people talking about this class in the ravenclaw common room, so I thought I'd check it out my self.

no time for backlog, busy, sorry.

[Tal Rasha] Good work everyone. Skullock, you may join us on that dais over there *points at one* Now, lets try a confusing charm, wave your wands in a clockwise circle and then say Confusiatus. if you've done it right, the dummy will quite plainly be confused, if not he will just stand there, or continue dodging, or what ever. Right now, the dummies will stand still

*Grips wand tightly, concentrates hard*

Confusiatus!

*Watches dummy scratch its head, shrug its shoulders.*

Ooookay.....

Confusiatus!

*Dummy appears to be looking at Kreetch bewildered. shrugging shoulders again*

Confusiatus?

*Dummy appears to yawn, and wanders off to the other pupils*

*waves wand in a counterclockwise cirle* Confusiatus!

*The dummy appears greatly confused by the number of intersting things going on around it*

Now that you're confused... STUPEFY!

*the blast hits the dummy square in the chest and flings it back into the wall*

*politely claps*

That was good Kleo, I never thought to stun mine when he was yawning away

I suppose if that's a compliment that I must say 'thanks.'

*bows slightly before realizing she's floating in mid-air*

Hey! Put me down! This isn't funny!!

Alright dummy take this!

STUPIFLY!!

*the dummy shoots straight up and crashes into the roof and is smashed into peices*

*scratches head in shock and confusion*

That was certainly intersting Chronus..

*then realizes that she is still in mid-air*

Will somebody please get me down from here?

*Staring at the soles of Kleo's shoes as she floats by*

Did you know you've got half a packet of Bertie Botts stuck at the bottom of your shoes?

*pulls out his wand and waves it around a bit.*

Confusiatus!

*nothing happens*

Confusiatus!

*nothing happens again.*

CONFUSIATUS!

*still nothing.*

*looks down at the wand. Suddenly a bolt of magic shoots out the end and hits skullock in the face.*

*stumbles backwards and falls over.*

I've got what on my foot?

*flicks her wand in the direction of her foot and mutters a few words*

*the sticky candy becomes unstuck and falls on the ground near Kreetch*

Now.. Can somebody get me down? Hey.. wait a minute.. Has anybody performed the enervate spell on Lily yet? I think she's still knocked out.

*Walks into class and looks around with a rather confused look*

"whos been eating Bertie Bott's?"

Hey Kiro! It's nice to see you again.. Lily's kind of passed out in that corner *points* and I'm kind of floating around for no apparent reason... Can you help??

"well, I can help Lily, but you I'm not too sure of"
*moves to Lily, and performes the Ennervate spell on her*

Great.. Professor? Can you get me down from here?

*floats over his head*

*points wand at Kleo*

I think I know a spell, hmm..lets see..oh yes

GRAVITATE!

*Kleo falls directly on the professor's head*
umm...

*Kleopatra now appears to be a great deal heavier*

OW! That really hurt!

*tries to lift her wand but finds it nearly impossible*

Thanks a bunch Cronus...

*mutters*

*wakes up and sees Kiro above her*

Did you do this?

*looks around the room and notices Kleopatra lying on top of the Professor, Skullock looking shocked and confused at his wand, Chronus apologyzing to Kleopatra, and Kreetch staring intently at some candy stuck on the floor*

What did I miss?

I'm not quite sure, I left the room for a bit and when I come back the place is a circus.

*looks around the room* Circus is right... Is the professor even here?