h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Raises an eyebrow*

[Tal Rasha] that was interesting

ow, watch yourself kleo. "wingardium Leviosa" *moves the wand back to the dummy* My turn, "Expeliarmus!!" the wand flies out of the dummy's hand and into Kiro's free hand. "wow, didn't think it would work out THAT well"

*Chronos walks into the room*
Hello everybody, any chance of me getting some lessons today?

[Tal Rasha] that was very good Kiro. But your leviosa should be more steady, that wand almost hit the dummy in the eye, I don't think he'd have taken kindly to it, but that was an excellent Expeliarmus. *turns to Chronus* Yes, we have some room for you. Please take the dais on the right of this one *points at it* and practice the Stutipify stunning charm on the dummy *summons the dummy with a simple spell* until you get it down. The dummy will just stand there at first, then he'll dodge and shield, then he'll actively reflect it back and cast the same spell on you

Sir, did I do something wrong? Do you think it would be better if I tried another charm instead?

[Tal Rasha] not another charm, just a bit more practice with that one

*casts a spell, the dummy returns to normal*

[Tal Rasha] have at him then

*thinks for a moment*

I think I know what I did wrong... You move the wand from right to left, right? I think I moved it from left to right.... Do you think that would have any effect on the charm?

*tries the motion again, but this time, moves wand from right to left before bringing it up slightly, then down slightly*

Expeliarmus!

*the wand flies out of the dummy's hand and lands on the floor several feet in front of me*

[Tal Rasha] Excellent! Very good work!

Expeliarmus!
*the wand flies out of the dummy's hand, Kiro Catches it almost like its second nature*
ACCIO Dummy! *the dummy flies at kiro, stopping right at the head of Kiro's dueling wand at his chest* Stupefy!!!
*The dummy flies back landing about 20 feet in front of Kiro, and then Kiro tosses the Dummy's wand and walks away from the Dais with an upset lok on his face*

Wow Kiro, you are so much better at this than I... Any chance on me getting a few lessons from you?

*Professor Tal Tasha presses his wand underneath his (Tal Rasha's) head and says (so that only Kiro can hear it):

[Why are you upset, that was very good, especially since I haven't taught you the Accio charm yet]*

*enters the classroom, wand in hand*

Kleopatra said this would be a smart place to go.

*presses his wand to his throat, having the same effect* "I've had to use that same manuever on my father once, IT reminded me of when I waas younger* again so Tal Rasha is the only one that can hear it "I know plenty of things that I probably shouldn't, when your parents are Death Eaters that use every curse in the book on you when you don't agree with them you learn ways to defend yourself rather quickly"

*walks onto the platform and takes a dark wand that flashes purple when the light hits it*

Stupi'fry!

*Lightning steams from chronos's wand and incenerates the dummie*

! oops! i think i musta misprounced or somthin

*walks over to Kiro*

I asked if you'd give me lessons, Kiro. Will you?

Professor, would you like me to practice as well?

I'm sure that I will be just as good, if not better than some of these students.

*peeks in the door and sees a lot of dummies. Edges in quietly and watches, thoughtfully. Finally pulls out their wand and eyes the dummies dubiously*

Stu...

*Comes over very nervous and watches some more*

To Kleo: What could I teach you, he's the professor

[Tal Rasha] Yes Chronus, you did mispronounce it, it is Stup-if-I. *casts a spell, the dummy is normal* have at it.

*turns to Lilly, you may train.*

[Tal Rasha] Please start with the Stupify charm on that dais there *points at it* and practice said charm on the dummy *casts a spell so that it appears* it will stand still at first. Have at it.

*Tal Rasha uses his handy secret talking charm to talk to Kiro again (once again so only he can hear it)[that helps to explain it]*

Sure, he might be the teacher, but the lessons you could teach me might live on longer than the ones I'd learn here.