h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought I should mention that Stroganofffffv is watch in you. But can see him

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Ok for those of you whop don't know : Dan Quayle is an American Politician.
Right, now onto school curry. The average school curry..
LOOKS like someone has thrown up in it
SMELLS like a crude mixture of excriment and yellow paint with a side order of maggots
NEVER EVER contains any spice whatsoever - most school curries are about as hot as an ice-cream at the North Pole.
Can TASTE like anything except a curry.
DEVELOP SKIN about four seconds before they are removed from being cooked.

And 4 cm thick as well.

Thank you, Gooouulash (or something like that)and professor yaffle. Your obidience to the bloody babelfish of High and mighty Zarquon has saved you not only from my wrath, but also from a lot of indigestion from supposedly rubberised 4cm thick sludge which has been compared by me, just now(yes, you are witnessing history in the making), to the nuclear stockpile of somewhere like Iraq.

Thank you, Gooouulash (or something like that)and professor yaffle. Your obidience to the bloody babelfish of High and mighty Zarquon has saved you not only from my wrath, but also from a lot of indigestion from supposedly rubberised 4cm thick sludge which has been compared by me, just now(yes, you are witnessing history in the making), to the nuclear stockpile of somewhere like Iraq.

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I Do NOT obey ANYONE (BTW why did you send the message twice) You had better watch for vivian behind you who I sent to Kill you :-Þ:-Þ:-Þ:-Þ:-Þ:-Þ:-Þ(I wasn't suppost to tell you that was I)

The 'aloo' part of vindaloo actually means potato, so it isn't just school curries. The sultanas I'd happily pass on though.