A Conversation for Curry

Duran Duran Josh

Post 1


I thought Bohemian Rhapsody was more curried than Duran Duran:

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow, Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really madras. Too late, my dinner's gone Sends
shivers up my spine Rectum aching all the time. Goodbye every bhaji,
I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan-aa,
ooh ooh, This Dopiaza's mild, I Sometimes wish we'd never come here
at all...


(Guitar solo)


I see a little chicken tikka on the side, Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
pass the chutney made of mango. Vindaloo does nicely, very very
spicey, ME! Biryani (Biryani) Biryani (Biryani) Biryani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo looo...)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me
(He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back cause this loo is quarantined. )
Here it comes,
There it goes,
technicolor yawn.
I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes) I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes) It's coming up again, (Up again)
Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again
(No no no no no non o no no No).
On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
Oh there he goes
This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!


(Guitar solo)


So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ooh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out, Just had to come right out in here....

(Guitar solo)


Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan, bhaji.
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me......
(Anyway, my wind blows.)

Duran Duran Josh

Post 2


*ROTFLMFAO*!!!!!!!!!! *Laughing so hard that I'm crying!!!* Oh, did I need that! smiley - smiley *gasping for breath*

I love that song ("Bohemian Rhapsody"); I love Indian food. (I even enjoy Indian music.) But, putting them together in that way never occurred to me. It's BRILLIANT!

We've done "Bohemian Rhapsody" in rehearsals (I'm part of a Choral group). We also LOOOVE doing filks. Mind if I share it with them? Pretty please? *flutters eyelashes - still wet from crying*

Thanks! smiley - smiley

Duran Duran Josh

Post 3


Truly inspired. I genuflect in your general direction.

Duran Duran Josh

Post 4

TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office

This is amazing. It is wonderful.

I stuck it on my links blog: http://wp.me/p16myI-4L.

TRiG.smiley - musicalnote

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