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Secretly Not Here Any More

On behalf of my Mancunian kin, who I'm sure agree with the sentiment I am about to express, I'd like to apologise profusely to the world for Alan Carr. We're sorry. Should anyone apprehend this 'comic' we will gladly extradite him to the People's Republic of Mancunia to try him for crimes against humanity.

Psyc smiley - cheers


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Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master

What has he done?


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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Have you never seen him on TV? I'd say he was more a big pouff than a comedian, but then that would be insulting big pouffs everywhere. Personally I find him extremely unfunny and offensive.


smiley - cheers


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I think TB's hit the nail on the head there. The bloke's not funny, highly irritating and is just playing on an outmoded stereotype of the gay man.


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McKay The Disorganised

Reminds me of Graham Norton - "Oh look I'm queer and say the F word a lot." - Yeah hysterical.

Carr has a worse dress sense though.

smiley - cider


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Secretly Not Here Any More

Well he doesn't seem to have a dress sense at all...


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