h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As some of my colleagues would say, Ho yus! Looking at A5645531, I can see that the Hyp 4 President of H2G2 campaign now has 31 declared supporters (with many more on the way, I might add)

The reason I bring this up is that last time around, Peregrin won the Presidency by getting, you guessed it, 31 votes Everything else from now on is just adjusting for inflation.

I'm putting a band on the platform A1341109 and celebrating.

Wey hey, go Hyp!

*waves flag*

When's the parade?

(Have you a presence in 'Ask' by the way? 'cos some o the others have.)

You're Avian Advisor. You can speak for the campaign in ask if you'd like

The parade will be at the inauguration. Led by thousands, upon thousands of sheep...

You know it was meant to be. What else could a user no. like 200042 mean?

It was written in the Great Hootoo Servers long ago, and those who defy Destiny are Doomed. Doooommedd I say.

Sheep follow. That's their destiny.

That and chops.

As Avian Advisor I am composing my speech. Haven't finished it yet.

We were just talking about that.
I think that should become one of our central talking points Spread it around at any opportunity you get, would you Waz?

What chops?

Will do, and it will feature strongly in my journal speech.

Off now to count

The user number. We figure it gives her as much holiness as two or three nighthoovers.

Thanks Waz.

I am trying to decide on whether to call myself a saint or a prophet. And whether to use the or after my name.

is better, Public Relations-wise.

Might talk to Spinmeister Ormy about this though.

didn't work

but I'm off for definite now.

In the three hours since I posted this, 3 more kind folks have stepped forward.

Hope you made it to sleep, Waz

I'll vote for you hyp, mainly because I have no idea what you stand for, and I have kind of been busy the last month or so and you seem a noble candidate. Although I will probably be lynched by the MotMV for not voting for Jack, and of course Jodan always seems to be right, except for the whole thingite thing.

So im throwing in my support
King Paul Of the restites

Ta, King Paul. Your support is greatly appreciated. Here, have a special recipe brownie and some of Uncle Harvey's cider while we wait for Jodan to bring you an actual .

thankyou.

What? Oh, pressure. Um.
To you, I shall give the state of Colorado and a Flying Spaghetti Monster T-Shirt.

can i have texas instead?

but if i cant have it then at least throw in norway

You can have Texas

I myself would prefer Colorado. Skiing and... you know, Denver.
Plus it's not so hot up there.

If you take Texas, King paul, you'll have to take Dubya as well.