h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

cake, just do it for love

Love, just do it for cake

(Technically, however, that's prostitution, and therefore illegal)

Make Tea Not Love!!!

Make Cake Not Tea!!!

Make Bacon and put it in an envelope and send it to me. Yes yes yes. it's subliminal.

I tried this but the envelope got greasy and fell apart in the post, sorry.

You could try putting it in a jiffy-bag. They've got that bubble wrap stuff which would protect the paper from any thinly-sliced-cured-pork-product-discharge. Probably.

I have popped all my bubblewrap

If I send you some bacon in a jiffy bag, then you will get free bubblewrap with it. It'd probably need a clean first.

Let's just send bacon to everyone we know.

but do we send it raw or fried? + if fried won't it go cold, perhapse a specialy insulated jiffy bag is in order

If you fry it crispy enough, then you can bash it into powder and send it in a little cannister thing.

an interesting idea, i think we have discovered a gap in the market, why not try instant bacon too, just add water!

Shouldn't that be just add cooking oil? And we'd have to find a way of separating out the white bits from the pink bits. Otherwise it would be sort of a.... well.... lighter pink all over.

perhapse some sort of mould is in order and seperate packets, but after all that complication you might as well have cooked it. After all perhapse light pink bacon might actualy look quite good if unappetising