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Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Wilson Brown-Bear (PSoDL) Posted Dec 18, 1999
I'm short, and cute... 
Oh and my friend Greeble... was a joker long before you were a jack BB...
WbB
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Bluebottle Posted Dec 18, 1999
I don't know - Bluebottle was played by Peter Sellers who was Jacque Clouseau in "The Pink Panther" and also starred in "I'm alright Jack".
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 20, 1999
Nope, that's just not good enough, Bluebottle... I think Greeble wins...
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Wilson Brown-Bear (PSoDL) Posted Dec 23, 1999
She alwas does... It's the grin that does it!!!
WbB
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Bluebottle Posted Dec 23, 1999
Okay, she wins, I think I'll go and kill myself now.
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Wilson Brown-Bear (PSoDL) Posted Dec 23, 1999
No don't do that, I would miss you...
WbB
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Bluebottle Posted Jan 17, 2000
Really? Have you missed me over the last 3 weeks? I didn't kill myself you know...
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Wilson Brown-Bear (PSoDL) Posted Jan 19, 2000
Of course I have missed you, my aim was never that good...
WbB
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Bluebottle Posted Jan 20, 2000
I know, I have the same trouble on a regular basis... 
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Roasted Amoeba Posted Jan 21, 2000
Well, my aim must be the worst, since I've missed all of you!
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Bluebottle Posted Jan 22, 2000
Oh... And I thought we'd finally had a suicide from our group...
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jan 22, 2000
i've often thought about suicide, actualy i often ask people if i should kill myself, the resulting barage of reassurance usually disperses my suicidle tendances, for a while anyway.
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Bluebottle Posted Jan 23, 2000
I've considered it now and then, mainly when I was depressed. But in the end, I didn't. I think it's harder than it looks.
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Jan 24, 2000
I think it could have unfortunate consequences. The most important one, obviously, being how are you supposed to use h2g2 is you're dead?
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 25, 2000
I spose you could try to down load your personality etc
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 25, 2000
I didn't know they had computers in Heaven... I wonder what their connection speed's like..
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Jan 25, 2000
Heavenly, I imagine...
Oooh! Ouch! What kind of fool would make a joke like that?! Oh yes, it was me...
Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life!!
Bluebottle Posted Jan 25, 2000
That was the worst joke on H2G2 ever...
With the possible exception of some at:
http://www.h2g2.com/A227440
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