h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and their overpaid managers too
and the entire fashion industry

And mothers-in-law !

I don't have that problem...

but we can put my neighbours on the list too. Bloomin' pests.

We're going to need a pretty sizeable firing squad. And a large bullet budget.

I would like to include all those genealogists who come into the library and tell me the names and dates of death of every ancestor they know about......like I give a rip.

In my Revolutionary Socialist Days I had an amusing discussion with some other vegatarians about whether it was ok to kill 'Captialist Pigs' from an ethical point of view was that different from killing normal pigs?

In the end we agreed that it wasn't - as even Captialist Pigs are Animals too!

How about male chauvinist pigs? They are definitely animals.

You birds always say that.

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I'm only a poor male i'm afraid, you've lost me now.

I have been called an aging hippy. The....ahem....smoke also is useful when making my special recipe brownies.

I can see the recipe now...

"while mixing the brownie mixture liberally season with not-oregano."

we made some cookies a bit like that while I was in the 6th form of my private girls' school.

The day the headmistress showed round some prospective parents.

Brought them over to see the shiny new sixth-form living accomodation (with own kitchen) and so we did the right thing by offering the two kids some cookies...