h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you, Edward the Bonobo and wondernorthstar. I'll add you to the member list right away

DZ

Hello everyone...I know we aren't supposed to post in here unless we are new members, but because I am a co-founder I am going to. I just wanted to encourage all of you that are US citizens to go vote. Whether you vote of Bush or Kerry (I'd rather you vote for Bush, but...), your vote is still extremely important. Thanks,
Chauncey

:O NO swaying the general public! ARGH!

DZ

Too bad, you're too late!! HAHA
Chauncey

"I can stand the sight of worms
and look at microscopic germs,
but technicolored pachyderms
are really too much for me!" -Walt Disney "Dumbo"

Is that a good enough quote to get me into this club? I have more! You don't even have to beg! Honest.

Cali Gal

Your quote is perfectly suitable, Cali Save your others for random quoting various hootoo members! Thanks, and I'll add you to the list asap

DZ

"Yes I know - I've seen it before. Dreadful, isn't it."

- Marvin the Paranoid Android on the beauty of the two suns setting over Magrathea.

Is that ok?

Alex

Wonderfully suitable, Alex. Thank you very much for your quote and I'll add you to the RQG member's guild right away!

DZ

I always like to think:

"Everything in life happens for a reason,
even if it's not a very good one"

I want to become a member


"Sally Mills took her bill and Dirk's and attempted to add them up on Dirk's calculator. "The total seems to come to 'A Suffusion of Yellow'," she said."
The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, Douglas Adams

Thank you oh so very much, Ponderer and Leo the Lion I'll add you to the rqg member list right away!

DZ

Please can I join?

"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun." Blackadder in Major Star.

I'm new in all of this so I may be slower in spreading the words, but I hope to develope my skills and be an honourable member of this guide.

Madam_Cone

Oh I'm sure you'll make a fine RQG member, madam I'll add you to the list of members right now!

DZ

Thank you. I will be a most loyal and constant member.

"I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.." Blackadder - 'Amy and Amiability'

Hhmmmm.....where are all the t-shirt quotes? The poor fellow whos life is thinking them up will get a complex, do himself in {probley by hanging with a blank T}then where will we be? Heres my contribution, offering, bribe, call it what you will.
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music"
Reaper Wear
Do I qualify? And if so, where does this leave me. It seems to me that all the REALLY great quotes come from non-conformists, and they tend not to join anything. Oh well, its not like we have a club {it defeats afore mentioned policy} so I'll give this a whirl.

Thanks, spy. Great quotes, and I'll add you to the list of members right now!

DZ

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration."

-Thomas Alva Edison
~CompromisedSanity~

Life is like a grapefruit.
~Ford Prefect

'Life is like a trombone' - JB 'Beachcomber' Morton

Hi there,

"Do you know what a palmist once said to me? She said, 'WILL YOU LET GO!! Gentlemen, I am a bulldog and you will know my bite is worse!" -Sir Henry Rawlinson (AKA Vivian Stanshall)

How random is that?