h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

An eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth. Vote for me an l'll set you free. The man with the plan gonna lie.
The Temptations. Ball of Confusion.

"I'm looking through the beveled glass;
Was that you shadow going past?"
-the band, Daniel Amos on the cd "Mr. Buechner's Dream"

peace.

"A man's reach should exceed his grasp, what else is heaven for?"
I don't know who said it, but it probably wasn't Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Great added text hahahahahahahaha

'Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans' - John Lennon.

'What I really want to do is grow my beard really long, weave them into my pubes, and strum it like a harp.

But I haven't got time for that...'
- Bill Bailey

"it wasn't me" - Bart Simpson, Shaggy etc

No, not Steve Austin, Robert Browning:- Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp -- else what's a heaven for?

I like:-
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
Or:-
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?
Richard M. Nixon
Or even:-
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Very True from a Yank. Each man rises to his own level of incompidence. Author unknown to me if you guys know please help

(frank lloyd wright, lol)

Thank You for the info.

"The report of my death is greatly exaggerated." (Mark Twain)

"People are smart. The public is dumb, panicky and you know it."
Tommy Lee Jones, 'Men in Black'

"Thou heavy with wine, thou with face of dog and heart of deer..."
Achilles, 'the Iliad'

In the past few entries we seem to have gone from the sublime to the ridiculous (and yes, I suppose that is a quote. I can only remember my step father saying it). My favourite(note the spelling)tonight is
"People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time" from Paraniod by Black Sabbath.
Apologies, have just finished work

Like the fool l'am and l'll alway be l've got a dream l've got a dream. They can change their mind but they can't chance me. l've got a dream.

Jim Croce "l've got a Name."

Like the fool l'am and l'll alway be l've got a dream l've got a dream. They can change their mind but they can't change me. l've got a dream.

Jim Croce "l've got a Name."

Okay, Mr. Conrad. We'll both get two huge rocks. I'll use my lever, you can use any words of persuasion you like, and we'll see who's rock moves first

Here are a few of mine:

"Imagination is more important than intelligence." --Einstein

"The truth is One. Sages call it by many names." --The Rig Veda

"He who thinks he knows, does not know. He who knows he does not know, knows." --Lao Tzu

"No, we Erisians seldom pray. It is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidents of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood."
- Malaclypse The Younger.

"From the sublime to the ridiculous in the blink of an eye,"
Moloko, 'Absent-Minded Friends

"See me, see I'm no an alky. See alkies get drunk and lie in gutters. True, I am drunk. An' I'm lying in a gutter. But I do it casual, like."
- Rab C. Nesbitt