h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry about the use of GeekSpeak,
IRL may sound like a terrorist organisation but it just means In Real Life i.e. that stuff that happens when you're not 'wired' like into the 'net', man

BTW have a bucket of booze.

How long would you like me to hold the onion?
Maybe I could wear it round my neck on a piece of string which would leave my hands free to adjust my beret.

Hee Haw, Hee Haw, Hee-Haw-De-Haw

And attach a clove of garlic in case there are any marauding vampires about

Marv peek in through the door, see's old drinking mate Loony, comes in and asks...
"So do you have a tap for Tequila?" Offers to buy a round for the patrons.

Marv you have to sign up and join the team. Go to TV's Frink's page and sign up

*Checks the rule book*

Hmm, I'm no lawyer but if I'm reading this correctly I think it's says that you can sign Marv in as a guest, Loonytunes.

I believe you are right Jonny but I nominate Marv as a full member.

We have drunk together on numerous fora

Ahh! That was a "you have to" in the sense of "I think you'd find it really beneficial and worthwhile to".

Salutations fellow Misfits. This sure as hell is a mighty fine bar Frink's outfitted here. A fine place to celebrate our first win. Not that we've actually played, but let's just start with some creative visualisation and work our way up to it (I think I've been hanging out in the team Mental Health Centre too long). Time for a drink!

I visualise a large magnum of Krug 1981 and a creative super model

Hi there guys.....supermodel here for you L&PP This going back to school lark is just sooooooo draining!Just not enough hours in the day ;-(But I see the weekend looming,and I will be back under my personal tap,and also available in the *Relaxation House *.See you there

I'm baking the cake as we speak (chocolate)

Yummy,that was delicious L&PP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now,where's my tap........ah...there it is

*puff,puff,pant,pant* Hehehe..I see that I beat Garibaldi in here....and my tap is still available I think that I will just fall asleep under it
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He is probably asleep at his desk after the enormous effort put into the strenuous slice of life called waking up

Marv felt the same way after waking up after his Birthday party.

I hope that you're not paying in here Mary!Better have a word with the management if there is any cash changing hands!Now,why has my beer stopped flowing.....have you turned the tap off L&PP?!

Oooooooops!! What a typo! Now I've turned Marv into a female!....I hope that this doesn't involve another long train of thought
shazz

Well being that TvF appointed me a bartender I better not be buying. I think I should be serving, I could be wrong however. Let the taps flow freely. (Remember rules 1, 2, and not 3)

Er...if memory serves, The Wisest Fool is the clubhouse bartender. I think you are the new bouncer, Marv.

Perhaps we should only allow you to drink when you are off-duty...