h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*JJ walks in, sits down at one of the chairs and begins doodling on the pad of paper in front of her. She sips at the water, find it isn't ramune, and dumps it into a nearby plant. She then removes a chilled bottle of the aforementioned drink from a pocket (freshly pinched from the refrigerator in the "villain sigh up" thread) and opens it, sipping only a bit at a time, to make it last as long as possible.*

everything is in motion. Oh, we need a mini-bar, don't we?

*walks over to a wall panel, and enters in a few numbers. The wall slowly slides away, revealing a mini-bar*

There we go.

Ah. Very nice.

^_^

Soooo... what shall we talk about, then?

How about me? I'm a pretty fascinating subject. Mysty, one thing for the page: the name is Legion, not Leigon

*Looks around room, nods vaguely*

Yees. As I said in the dummy thread, I prefer oak panelling. But beggars can't be choosers, I suppose.

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Well, that's better. Who else should join us?

*Saunters in fetchingly*

What is a ramune, dear?

*seats herself* Now.. what exactly is to be done around here?

Plotting on the last four to join us.

*Bookmarking*

Hmmm. Who to suggest...I have no idea. Although this young fellow seems a prime candidate... U203259

*sharpening her boot dagger, looking at Mysty expectantly...*

Umm. Maybe later. Like as a serving boy, or something. But a clone?

What does everyone else think?

Nah, I wouldn't ask you to seriously consider him. I gave him subtly diminished brainpower...he can tie his shoelaces alright, but just mention existentialism and watch his eyes cross.

So, for now I'm content to keep him in his box, in mint condition. Any other candidates on the shortlist?

Legionsy, you know I love you, but you are an /idiot./

And Yank, ramune is a japanese softdrink which tastes something like Sprite, but ultra carbonated and with a slightly undertone of blue bubblegum. It also comes in very odd bottle with a marble in.

Aren't you afraid of swallowing the marble? I want one!*takes out a Jones Soda instead and starts sipping gleefully*

Oh, the marble. Do you still have the link to that creepily obsessive guy who got it out, JJ? I just *know* you have it on your Favourites. And probably send the guy fan mail

*kicks in ventaltion cover and enters the room. Various alarms and the such start going off causing much noise*

Ah, sorry about that guys. Myst do you think you could do something about those alarms? I would have just used the elevator but I can't seem to get it to work.

Good to see you Skullock! How goes it?

*Leans back in his seat.*

Oh, good. We seem to know each other rather well. That saves some time...

I do indeed still have that link, Legion. Yes it was on my favourites. What of it...? And if I could, I'd send the guy fanmail. he's such a goofy freak! You gotta love people like him. *looks at Legion rather pointedly*

http://www.neartheedge.net/~nearthee/ram.htm

Go here Yank, and all will be explained.

Anyhoo, Craxus is number nine. Three more to go, and we'll rule the underworld!