A Conversation for Lazy B*****ds
I, too, am a lazy bastard!
SE Posted Feb 12, 2004
*feels a twinge of nostalgia, realises that, perhaps, it is the creep of gangrine*
I, too, am a lazy bastard!
Garius Lupus Posted Feb 12, 2004
A twinge? Wow, you had a twinge? I find twinges too much bother, myself.
I, too, am a lazy bastard!
SE Posted Feb 12, 2004
they are bothersome. i should have that leg sawed off but i'd need to dial a hospital...
and i'm just so...
*stares off into the distance, as if it were an olympic sport and he were going for the gold metal... if he was the sort that went for anything that is*
I, too, am a lazy bastard!
Garius Lupus Posted Feb 13, 2004
You know, lately I've been finding breathing a bit of a chore. I've been trying to see how little I can do it. I faint every now and then, but I find that quite relaxing.
I, too, am a lazy b*****d!
CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep Posted Aug 4, 2004
I haven't gotten out of my pajamas in like two weeks! On top of that I had a spat of philosphicalness when I was playing Knights of the Old Republic... If that prove I'm a lazy b*****d, then I don't know what does... I devote my mind to not thinking... 
I, too, am a lazy b*****d!
dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 5, 2004
I'm just going to sit here and wait for someone else to welcome you. I would welcome you myself, but that would take too much effort. 
I, too, am a lazy b*****d!
Garius Lupus Posted Aug 5, 2004
You know, you could save a lot of effort by doing what I do - sleeping naked. No pyjamas to buy, no pyjamas to wash, no pyjamas to put on every night, no pyjamas to take off every morning. I'm getting tired just thinking of all that work.
Oh, and while you're up, would you mind fixing us something to eat?
I, too, am a lazy b*****d!
CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep Posted Aug 5, 2004
I'm not that secure with myself... Not to mention that need some kind of buffer between the sheets... Even just boxers, but barring my pajamas I usually sleep in my clothes...
Anything in particular you want while I'm up? 
I, too, am a lazy b*****d!
Garius Lupus Posted Aug 5, 2004
Oh, maybe just some finger-food. I can't be bothered with utensils.
I, too, am a lazy b*****d!
CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep Posted Aug 5, 2004
Pizza? Staple of my diet, the universal food... All the food groups in one delicious package...
I, too, am a lazy b*****d!
Garius Lupus Posted Aug 6, 2004
Mmmmmm, pizza. I'd salivate if it wasn't so much work. A nice 
would go well with it too.
I, too, am a lazy b*****d!
CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep Posted Aug 7, 2004
Best deal is one medium pepperoni... Though were I to order for more I'd order the 3 mediums for just 5 bucks... As far as oven pizzas go, I go for supremes all the way... 
I, too, am a lazy b*****d!
Witty Moniker Posted Feb 2, 2006
*Wonders if anyone ever ordered pizza, seeing as the delivery hasn't arrived yet.*
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- 61: SE (Feb 12, 2004)
- 62: Garius Lupus (Feb 12, 2004)
- 63: SE (Feb 12, 2004)
- 64: FG (Feb 12, 2004)
- 65: Garius Lupus (Feb 13, 2004)
- 66: SE (Feb 13, 2004)
- 67: FG (Feb 13, 2004)
- 68: CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep (Aug 4, 2004)
- 69: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 5, 2004)
- 70: Garius Lupus (Aug 5, 2004)
- 71: CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep (Aug 5, 2004)
- 72: Garius Lupus (Aug 5, 2004)
- 73: CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep (Aug 5, 2004)
- 74: Garius Lupus (Aug 6, 2004)
- 75: CaffienatedMonkey- (formally SupremeEarthworm) Dreaming of Sleep (Aug 7, 2004)
- 76: Witty Moniker (Feb 2, 2006)
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