A Conversation for Lazy B*****ds

I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 21

SE

nothing would please me more. no. let me repharse that. nothing pleases me as much as nothing.


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 22

FG

nothing from nothing is nothing


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 23

SE

the sad thing is that most of the time i get nothing out of a lot of things


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 24

FG

you should be used to that by now, so it shouldn't be that sad


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 25

SE

rub it in


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 26

FG

*lazily rubs it in counter-clockwise*


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 27

SE

if you were really lazy you'd just be doing a mime


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 28

FG

i have standards i only do acrobats, ventriloquists, and on alternate thursdays magicians


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 29

SE

imposter. no truly lazy person would do anything


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 30

FG

considering that you're using a period there i'd say *you're* the impostor


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 31

SE

ok miss two asterisks and an apostrophe


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 32

SE

two apostrophes exclamation point parenthesis see question mark parenthesis


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 33

FG

nitpicker


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 34

SE

ratpicker


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 35

FG

nosepicker


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 36

SE

asspicker


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 37

FG

considering whom i'm talking to, that's not far off the mark


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 38

SE

don't talk to me then.


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 39

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

this is the coolest thing ever


I, too, am a lazy bastard!

Post 40

SE

i'm far too disinterested to look up the truth in that statement.


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