h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good to be back. But I'm leaving again in a week for another week. Life is going to get really confusing after that.

Blue Goo for me!
Fenny, the masses are the ones who are supposed to revolt, not the elected officials. But I love a good lynching so....
I'm with you!!! (I'm not easily lead am I? )

Hi "A"... long time no see! You are getting around far too much IRL if you have to keep popping off for a week at a time!
Fenny... Can I just remind you that you are now over 7 months through your term of office, and seem to be slightly neglecting your adoring electorate! You definately need to do some kind of PR before too much longer!
Blue Goo for me too!
shazzPRME

Blue Goo here.

So, what's the mayor's official thoughts on the site update?

*Pulls out a notebook and pen*

*Waiting with baited breath!*
shazzPRME

*Draws a few scribbles while waiting*

Wait a minute!!!!! Am I the one whos' to be lynched!!???

Not a good idea attoll......just my opinion!

Fenny.....just a few months from election time! What have you to say!?

NM

*Listens intently*

Nothing brings out more fun than probable chaos.

Hmmmm! Our Mayor seems stuck for a comment... very unusual!
shazzPRME

*Begins writing*

That's good. "Stuck for a comment". Or would "Hesitant to speak sound better"?

*Writes the phrase "Blackmail Notes" on the top of this page in the notebook*

Do something soon, Fenny! Seems the detective is getting a bit impatient!!!!!

NM

Ahem!

Actually, I still have the blue goo on my browser. I didn't know there was a new one until someone told me about the "Save the Fish" Campaign, because apparently they were drowning. I'm serious. I don't know why. I'll load it up on my other browser now...

Nope. Still blue goo. Can someone give me a screen capture of the new stuff?

In other news, I have been completely ignor- err, I mean, concentrating intently on my mayoral duties. Have you anything to say for yourselves, thinking otherwise? Honestly, now. Would I let you down? Would I go out an' party an' then go to Disneyland an' then sleep for an entire week? Do I look like the kind of person that would do that??

I did not think so.

Besides, the negatives have been destroyed.

I think you all should go on a time out and think about what you have done. My feelings are HURT. Torn apart inside, really!

In the meantime, I need to go whine about how I still get blue goo.

I am using Alab*****d myself cos Goo takes too long to load. The only problem with the new skin is that it doesn't have enough height... the controls should wrap around some of the content like the goo does.

Would you like your comments published in the POST Ms. Mayor? Or were those *off-the-cuff* remarks? If I ever get my computer running an internet connection, I will organise your ball... at least the weather seems to be just right for one now
shazzPRME

Well I didn't vote for Fenny but she does possess the admirable quality of staying out of everyone's way...not bad for a politician, we should have more of those...

*ducks*

TM.

Ahh! When she decides to speechify, she sure lets rip though!
shazzPRME

I'm still trying to figure out where the construction plans for that "turn all London into a giant freeway" went. It was a freeway, right?

I think they've already done that. It's called the M25 and they made one slight error : they replaced the word freeway with the word carpark...

TM.

Ah, so it did happen. I've just missed it.

I think I leave h2g2 too often.

You see? Things *are* getting done! Progress is sweet! Now everyone - look around. Do you see any mathemeticians? Any physicists? You do not note the changes because you are so comfortable about them! *opens random porn mag* You see? Brunettes!

*Nice classical music comes on, but not overbearing like Strauss or Tchaicovsky, and not misguided and weak like the impressionists, even if they are remixed like "La Mer"* We are changing London - and through it, the WORLD! People underestimate the POWER of this wonderful city, the global influence! New York? Pah! What LANGUAGE do they speak in New York? How many people would be able to live in Tokyo if not for the good ol' fashioned English housing-in-small spaces architecture? THIS is where it's at! Look: you all have chocolate! But I'm not a communist, either, because see: I have more chocolate! An' I'm not a fascist, 'cos look: You're all alive an' well! An' I LOVE you!

What's next? Why, whatever we put our minds to! My fellow London citizens, we are gonna do the best damned job with this great land as we can - better! But I can't do it without your help. We are a community... We Are London.

You all egged me on for a speech, an' suddenly I'm filled with 'em, oh yes I am!