h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

AM or PM teri wooh, this is vital, it's 2.04 now!!!!

NBY reckons he may return 6am to 9am to verify we are sleeping in separate beds. I don't reckon he could be bothered going to all that trouble & is more likely to simply phone or text, that way he gets to disturb me but not have to bother driving here to witness....though it is of course possible to sleep with ones mobile phone.

We have returned from a truly unremarkable Indian meal & on to the Oirish pub to watch exes of mine making music.

Then i decided to have an asthma attack & puke in the street.

My reputation by now must be plumbing new depths.

NBY seems to be very snotty, we are on another box of tissues.

He claims it is Yodas fault. "Always blame Terri's pussy" seems to be the motto of the day. Catch this post quick before it's modded my little angels.

zdt

http://www.worldtimezone.com/index12.php

I reckon, Arizona is in the red bit?

Yes indeed. Both Colorado and Arizona are red.

Someone had best notify the FBEye.

NBY

shucks! better get my C.I.A. official sunglasses on

tis me ... the AYE BE AYE..

vee hav done an indepth investigation
vee hav interviewed ze suspect's live apart lover and her live apart potential lover.......
vee have come up vit zilch

but.. vee vant to put in a bet dat he be bak on doorstep vit somzink between legs.... maybe tomorrow evenink.. about... 7.

We aren't in the red collectively, we actually have a surplus. Now personally, I am deeply in red...


Uh, who is they NBY character? I didnt get the opportunity to read through the 2K+ posts.

I was looking at time zone, to where Arizona was on the mapit looked in red bit ??

We are currently enjoying Pacific Standard Time, although we are in the Mountain Standard time zone. We do not observe Daylight Savings time because...

1) We still get the same amount of sunshine, regardless of what time the clock says it is....

2) During the height of summer, the sun doesn't set until 9:00 pm. If we observed DLST, we would still be light outside at 10:00 pm.

3) It drives the rest of the country crazy and confuses the heck out of people. Since we can be ornery, we kind of like that.

you'll do for me sweetheartI'm away 't bed at my side, sweet dreams when your turn comes around and i'll catch you later, stay safe and well

I vote for 4pm Friday afternoon.. unless he is with 'gun-toting lady'.. then make that 2am Friday morning!!

lil xx

NBY = Not Banned Yet = a visiting American male hooter = A Major Threat in viking terms.

"But these online people are not REAL people"

Er.....well actually.....there's an unreal online person lurking around sitting next to you.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh

zdt

so...has he come yet??

NBY here.

It is now 2:30 Wednesday afternoon. The day has, thus far, been viking free. This is subject to change without notice. Terri, in celebration of a full night's sleep, is now puttering around the kitchen while I stay out of her way by puttering on the computer.

Bets as to the day and time of his return are still being accepted.

kitush - that is a very personal question. we will inquire upon his return.

NBY

You know perfectly well what I was referring to - And seems like I've lost the pool

5.10 in the afternoon & still a viking free zone *however* there was a possible cruise by in car....i wasn't quick enough to confirm this, but something the right size, shape & colour went past veeeeeeery slowly. He has been known to do this before.

So: what he would have deduced is:

*There is washing hanging outside. This could be interpreted as:

*NBY is Establishg a Role as Domestic Helper. Not good.

*Terri isn't so grief stricken she is unable to do domestic chores as per normal. Not good.

*She is doing washing, she cannot bonk like a at the same time. Good.

*There are no male underpants hanging outside. Good.

*Yoda is alive & in the window with curtain open; looking zennitude. They are not arguing.Not Good.

*Yoda is zen, so they are not arguing but may be snuggling quietly. Not good.

If it was him & he drives by again, NBY's jeans will be dripping outside. Very very very Not Good. So: Betting may now be changed in view of this. Also maybe influenced by me leaving him message on his phone that we are going to Post Office & key is in usual place & i am sorry i said i don't love him; but it was the only way to get him out & get some peace. The statement wasn't true, but the desperation level was.

We've decided the prize winner gets a week in a Francophone Warzone of their choice....with viking. Chad, Côte d'Ivoire, that sort of place; nice & hot, threatening insects, nasty diseases & lots of French soldiers trying to keep the peace.

I am having yet another bad leg day, backlash time here.

What are the rest of you up to?

zdt

Right. NBY here. A list of possible destinations follows. Remember that your destination must be an active war zone (simple civil unrest does not count)and must offer a wide variety of interesting diseases, so no picking somewhere like Canada or France. The winner does get to choose the destination within those parameters, though. No wandering off you your country of choice without viking, either. This is a no-expense paid holiday for two, one of whom is the norse one.

http://www.fll.vt.edu/French/francophonie.html

Oh, poor kitush, fret not m'dear, you can place a nice shiny new bet; there, there, we are now preparing so aperitif time at 6pm is a good place to start....

zdt