h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I'm Henery the Eigth I am, Henery the Eight I am I am
I got married to the widow next door
and shees been married seven times before
And each one of them was a Henery (Henery)
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (no Sam!)
And thus my Name is Henery
Henery the Eight I am!

Second verse same as the first!

oHhhhhhhhH

Im henery the eight i am....


RMF

Oooh, EVIL!

I know! We sing it all the time on extended bus rides, It drives people insane!

RMF

The character in Ghost sang it to force Whoopi Goldberg to help him.

JE

We used to sing Charlie had a pigeon:

Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon
Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon he had
It flew in the day
It flew in the night
And when it came home it was covered in...Charlie had a pigeon......

By the way the second to last line is:
"I'm her eighth old man--I'm Henery"
and also the fourth to last:
"and every one was an 'enery"

Can't remember how it goes completely but:

This is the song that never ends,
It goes around and 'round my friend.
Somebody started it...

And I can't remember the rest thank Gawd!

Thank you, What I had written was what I had remembered

Allow me to help you...

This is the song that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just bcos
This is the song that never ends.....

Dada!

Also...

I know a song thatll get on your nerves,
get on your nerves
get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
get get get on your nerves

I have many others, but I like to save them for my friends. Do you know the song Popcorn...

Winds them up for hours! (yes, I really am that evil!)

You are evil and without scruples. May your children kill and eat you in your sleep.

It gets worse - I found some words to the Xfiles theme... taught it to my friends, and get them with it. However, you did rather scare me with your last reply, so I won't put it down here. I don't fancy being eaten. Although it would be a talking point...or maybe a singing point!

OK, they should just kill you and not eat you!

I was just about to post the "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" ditty...



I believe I learnt it at Brownies... Ooh. And another Brownie one is

"I'm picking up a baby bumblebee
Won't my Mommy be suprised at me
I'm picking up a baby bumblebee

Ooh! Ooh!

It just stung me!"

Other annoying tunes that stick in my head are the handclapping ones you get in playgrounds...

"Banana Banana
Banana Splits
Daddy bought me a new born chick
Chick chick died
And Daddy cried
Banana Banana Banana splits"

Not technically an internal jukebox, but after you sing it so many times as a kid, it kind of ingrains itself into you.

Anyone remember the one with the line "Slide down the banister" in?

This is the song that never ends
and it goes on and on my friends
someone started it
without knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever
because
It is the song that never ends and it goes on an on my friends
someone started singin it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever because.
This is the song that never ends
and it goes on and on my friends
someone started it
without knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever
because
It is the song that never ends and it goes on an on my friends
someone started singin it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever because
This is the song that never ends
and it goes on and on my friends
someone started it
without knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever
because
It is the song that never ends and it goes on an on my friends
someone started singin it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever because.......


Arrrrgh !!!!!

May you be cursed by the unforgettable jingle genies. A pox on your memory!

in my opinion the second jingle is much more potent when sung as such.
I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves... ect ect. also feel free to sing the theme song to the most recent popular childrens tv show when visting parents of toddlers, or teenagers far to cool to be bothered with such nosense.

Once I accidentally started singing the Rugrats "Happy Song" tune in a very very VERY quiet classrom packed full of my peers. Not one of my best secondary school moments I must say.

"Sing a happy happy happy happy hapy happy song...sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song..."

Did they promote or demote you a grade?

They just laughed as they usually did. I think that was during the last year, when I was messing around with their heads. Post-telling them I was Jesus.



T'is turning very blurry now.

*ponders*