h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just got here on Ear...I mean your worl...um, I mean this, this place! I'm not an alien! I'm not!

Oh yeah, and I've just enjoyed some of those delicious emoticons. Wondrous! The small cup is especially delightful!

Welcome...! we're all.... well mostly* human round here... or so I've been lead to believe

I'm not.

Well, there is always one isn't there.... always one exception to the rule

My rule is no coffee after 5 pm, but I always make an exception to that one.

I do sometimes have it until pretty late in the evening, but try* not to have any once its gone about 9 or 10 PM... but then I normally don't bother going to bed until its turned 2 AM or I just won't sleep

Hm, who's farther from human--an ostrich, or a human-sized paper doll? On the one hand, I'm human-shaped, sorta, but on the other, Clive breathes and stuff...

Welcome, Monkalo--have a mufflewhump!

We are mostly harmless, but i think to describe us as "Normal" is maybe going a bit too far....

2 legs, what is this stuff that you don't do after certain hours?

Welcome to Hootoo!!!tea>

Do come & play on my latest Eye thread if you wish; we are all so boringly normal it's not true, honestly!

zdt (zendevilTerri)

I'm not normal; I'm peculiar.

Peculiar, like, "that feeling you get when you've just bit into what you thought was a crunchy treat but turns out to be a very large bit of dried monkey brain" peculiar? Or the "Hmm, I suddenly feel like Mick Jagger" peculiar?

I'm not normal as in a line perpendicular to the surface (I take a lot of naps ) but peculiar as in possessed of unique and individual properties. (I dream of )

That's a good peculiar. Dragons make damned good daydream fuel.

Koorrrr I could do with a big of mic jagger about now ... on toast.... with bacon.... natch

Hellow there, fellow Earth ape descendants... I mean friends...

Anyone get the feeling the Earth is about to be demolished again? It happens quite a lot for us.

I thought it had last week, but it turns out it was just a rather large lorry rumbling down the road.

Right now, I half expect to be run over by a Ford Prefect, but the Vogons seem to be keeping their distance. A good thing for them too - I've been practicing my Ultra-Thought-Kung Fu!

Ah yes, the similarities of a large lorry and the entire Earth suddenly blowing up are very similar.