h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i haven't seen any hemlocks, but i DO have trees that have berries, i'm just across state lines from pennsyltucky, and i resemble those remarks. i am thinking i may be a mutated squonk.

Ah, so that's where they've gotten off to!

the cleveland indians fan forum won't let me login today. several times in the past i may have swerved a car or two when a squonk came into vision, so i'm wandering ALL OVER the Guide today, getting into trouble, i'm sure.

Well, blow me down!

That was a fascinating article. But why should Pennsylvania have all the strange beasts, anyway?

Anybody know of some weird creature that's indigenous to the Midwest?

regards,

Rev.

Well, the Iowans are strange creatures, even if they aren't particularly mythical.

What's a lowan?

there are the great lakes sea monsters, and i'm sure some strange reports from the muddy mississippi. an iowan? i don't owe no wans.

Ah! Iowans!

Yes, they are pretty strange.

Thanks for that!

Cheers!

Rev.