h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you forgotton S.E.P?

S.E.P.????/

Somebody Elses Problem. The inability of humans to notice, say, a bright orange tree because their mind blocks out the 'impossible' vision, and labels it Somebody Elses' Problem. Any person lacking in this ability is said by the others to have E.S.P.
Havn't you read 'Life, the Universe and Everything'?

Ahhh. So E.S.P is just a marketing ploy for Beeblebrox Enterprises to get people to buy their new market range of S.E.P fields, which don't exist.
Frankly, I think that's S.E.P though.

Bright orange trees - yes, those who do not see them must have something and ESP is as good as the next "letters" thing.

Theoreticly, S.E.P. (Somebody Elses Problem) technology could exist for humans because less than 90% of what actually happens around us, actually gets perceived by the brain because it can'nt explain it, so all you have to do is to surround an object you don't want to be noticed in a field of that more than 10%. It would be like a "blind spot" and if E.T.s have a simular physiology, then it might work for them as well. (Ghooouulashhhh uses it all the time)

Could you please tell me how you put up that picture of the tellephone.

Theoreticly, S.E.P. (Somebody Elses Problem) technology could exist for humans because less than 90% of what actually happens around us, actually gets perceived by the brain because it can'nt explain it, so all you have to do is to surround an object you don't want to be noticed in a field of that more than 10%. It would be like a "blind spot" and if E.T.s have a simular physiology, then it might work for them as well. (Ghooouulashhhh uses it all the time)

Could you please tell me how you put up that picture of the tellephone.

i had a feeling you would ask him that.

While S.E.P. is a very useful tool in this, and most other worlds, it is also part of the problem... Similar to "ignore it and it will go away."

Yes but it takes a while to say I.I.A.I.W.G.A.

If you don't Ignore it and it'll go away, then surely, it's just S.E.P
?
I dunno, I think that's S.E.P, not M.P [My Problem, me bieng Mish Prefect! M.P]. Paint me bright orange then! See if I care!

Okay, what happens when everyone is S.E.P.'ing and i.i.a.i.w.g.o.a.'ing everything ? Sooner or later someone has to do something right?...What,I get it, if the problem is not seen by anyone then is it really a problem? Of course not... I think we need more S.E.P.'ing.

Actually I think that this is all just one S.E.P. so I'm going to I.I.A.I.W.G.A. (maybe)

I'm sensing, right now,
that you are all just
a little bit silly.

Or should that be
LBS ?
Ah heck, WGAS.
I guess it
DRCMNTTEHBD

Are we supposed to ask what all the DRCMNTTEHBD-ing stands for or is my E.S.P. just not working?

Ihave no idea as to what DRCMNTTEHBD stands for.. just S.E.P. I guess.

if you create an s.e.p it automaticaly becomes someone elses problem and therefore not your own problem, does this mean that if covered by an s.e.p field can you no longer see it? or is that a.l.o.o.b

U R all quite, quite, mad!

I AM NOT MAAAAAAADDDDD

You are a physiscist not a psychiatrist.

and actually if you knew about the S.E.P. you would be able to see it because its been made your problem or Y.P.