h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I understand the text, but, and this is where the question really starts, I don't understand your grammer.
Obviously, I am lacking in the ESP department, otherwise I wouldn't need to ask this question: it is a question that needs to be answered, I think, but then again, Roy Rogers, or at least he did when he was on this side, then again, doesn't everybody?

The inqisitive Ted BLUEGUM
ignore spelling, I did.

42?

O.K, so I've started off an interesting conversation- if you could call it that. It's nice to know that after 2 days at the Guide I've made a nice impact.
I think if you create an S.E.P subject, because you know that it's there and why it's there, you can see it, and laugh at everyone else.
Most humans have inbuilt S.E.P. Animals don't.Or small children.
The technique described in "Life,..." was Ford telling Arthur to 'Jump up and down, blink alot and look from the corner of your eye' then you see the S.E.P'd thingy. Or unthingy even. I dunno.
People seem to be concentrating on the orange tree a bit much.
Has anyone seen the 'We Drink Tango Don't ya Know' adverts?
Oh, well. Better get back to my gardening....

god, that article was rubbish,i could write a much better one

I think that the last comments point to do with the latest coversation was covered by an S.E.P. perhaps I should I.I.A.I.W.G.A.
but maybe I'm also A L.B.S.

I had a funny feeling someone would write an article on ESP.

Well, then maybe you've got anti-S.E.P.

If one had ESP then one would post the answer to the question before it was asked, thus stopping the original question and making the answer redundant. The recipient, having ESP, knowing that the answer would be posted would then not ask the question. I would be left in ignorant bliss because I dont have ESP, thus I must have SEP, which explains my rather violent orange colour. Because I am orange I cannot be seen, therefore it poses the question 'do I really exist?'.

I don't care if you exist.
It's Somebody Elses Problem.;P

The one question I have to ask is...................



WHY HAS NOBODY WRITEN ANYTHING HERE?

IT'S ALL QUITE BLANK?

SHOULD IT BE LIKE THIS?

no wait! look carfully, it says "fred is a ..." It must be surrounded by an SEP

What ?

look at the screen from the corner of your eye and jump up and down, you might see it then.

That's hop up and down, and don't forget to tell me to blink rapidly!

Hop up and down and blink rapidly, perhaps you could turn round, sing as well.

Hop up and down and blink rapidly, perhaps you could turn round, sing as well. (I wonder if this will appear twice)

Oh my Gods!
What is THAT?

It's a camera.

Are cameras usually sky-blue-pink with purple polka dots and 300 legs!?

I looked up this page on ESP, but it's not what I expected!