h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just seen the following comment about our "Beloved Leader" on Teletext.

"If Tony Blair wants to go out in a Blaze of Glory, I know plenty of people that will set his trousers on fire"

Me and mum have been sniggering over that for a while now.

I wouldn't pee on him if he was burning, as we say oop north

Lx

El Presidente Blair is a great leader, and anyone who dissagrees should leave their full name and address so that they can be contacted about the fantastic oportunities offered by a short stay in one of our new re-education centers

It really is a comfort to know that your esteemed leaders are as well thought of as ours are.

Cheers Guys, if he distanced himself from Bush people may think a bit more of him. Mum has said a couple of times that if he spent more time worrying about our country instead of other peoples we'd be a lot better off

Oh dear, you don't mean that olde-fashioned concept of looking after your country-folks, the ones who elected you, before everyone elses? What an obsolete notion.

Blair stood on the burning deck,all his clothes tatters, someone lit his trouser leg and burnt him on his elbow

The trick when peopel set your trousers on fire is to hold in your farts.

love that ditty Prof

why unloved and unwanted i,ll have you

It's they way I'm feeling at the moment but thanks

no probs if u ever want a talk drop me a line
rich

I'm ok, just have a few problems elsewhere on h2, not unusual, ask anyone around here

ok i,ll float off and haunt somone else
see ya x

S'ok hang around here as long as you want

thanx xx

No problem

I remember hearing one about Thatcher that i still like.
If i had two wishes i would wish i was a dog
And Thatcher was tree