h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, I feel really crap. But, I'm not referencing "The Neph" (incorrectly) and declaring my intention to depart with the rest of the truly lost.

I want to know how many of the films these awesome shirts -- that I want to own almost all of, in a fit of rabid, geeky consumerism -- reference you can recognise without cheating by hovering your mousy pointer over them!

http://www.lastexittonowhere.com/

...and tell me which one you'd want the mostest!

On the subject of cool t-shirts, someone once wore one of the "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten" shirt. Mild mannored physics/pastoral care teacher Mr Eaton's remark on seeing it...
"Good, I hate cats" Can't look at him quite the same, the cat hater.

Narf!

Need to make this into a shirt...
http://files.dogster.com/pix/cats/49/229349/229349_1181697789.gif

I can't see the bloody things. The shirts, not cats. Damn w*rk computer.

I had a nice one that said 'nosy bastard' in really tiny letters on it.

I aslo have one that says 'This is no way to run a t-shirt company'

I like the nosy bastard one.

Never mind; it's Bleeding Halloween tomorrow & hordes of avaricious over-commercialised utterly spoilt brats will be knocking on our doors demanding we rot their teeth or they kill our kittens. I found 3 tins of boiled sweeties from 1987 in the attic. They are welcome. "You just ate something older than you. Now fly away." I want the tins to make very scary candles.

I don't believe the connection between masturbation & kittens. Yoda just looks on, totally disinterested "get it over with, then feed me for gawds sake!"

zdt

my friend had a t-shirt (Oh, I'll check those out when I get a chance, az, but not right now...) in black with white writing in a large block down the front:

R E A D T H
I S W H I L
E I S T A R
E A T Y O U
R T I T S !

He was quite tall so it worked really quite well... Especially with ladies with the lower cut of top on...

I recognised about seven, then kicked myself when I ran the mouse over them, as I should have known most of them. Shows just how much attention I pay...

I'd have the Ludovico Technique one, or, failing that, Hotel Earle.

And Terri, perhaps it's just that Yoda is no longer a kitten (whatever she might tell you).

I got 20 out of 27.

Aye the Ludovico Technique is one I really would part money with to have and the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers shirt too.
Not that the Nostromo and Hudsucker Proxy shirts aren't tempting.

I love the Coen brothers.

Yoda is a sprightly Seven year old kitten, who is , as predicted in "The Home of Today" turning into chocolate, which is useful. She has a hatred for pigeons "rats with wings" & a love of heat sources. She adores Mother the Food Source, except when in a bad mood, when she bites the hand that feeds her. Sometimes when both of us are in vile moods, we play sadistic games involving me poking her with long sticks; which she snarls at & attacks; we both feel better afterwards.

Why can't humans be as easy as this?

zdt

"Why can't humans be as easy as this?"

Because people are people and people suck...

(and sometimes swallow)

Ah! The last swallow of summer,i remember it well

Me too. It was just a quickie, "Gis a swift one love" type.

Good to see you Blue Sue, i pondered with boasting to you that i made Green Tomato Chutney. I am now indulging in an orgy of candle-making; hoping to sell to French suckers. I'm also hoping to flog baby kalanchoes & spider plants in tastefully decorated earthenware pots i got free from the nice old ladies who run the florist shop with their Shit Sues.

(*sigh* You guessed: Le Marché Nöel. I managed to make 11.35 euros last year, the stand is 30))

Le Bloody Viking has decided (just like that) to buy a house near the sea near his parents, who are now approaching Gravestone & Will-reading age.

My candles are becoming really quite Leonard Cohenish.

zdt

"My candles are becoming really quite Leonard Cohenish."

As in exquisitely crafted and heartwrenchingly beautiful or morbid?

(I'm just popping in for a kiss)



BEG