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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Started conversation Jan 17, 2003
The hands on the clock are a turning and my messages from many, many moons ago are still not visible.
It's a shame, it really is. I lovingly crafted these responses to other people, who in turn sat expectantly like pregnant rats, waiting to read them but still the sands of time pass and they get the same message:
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I am not a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed Saudi tyrant as some would have you believe. I am but a humble vicar from Lincolnshire. Please let me have my voice back. Please. Pretty please. That woud be so good.
I hope to have an e-mail when I return home that tells me a little more about my current predicament. I also hope to read this article befor Sunday.
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Jan 21, 2003
Chim,chiminey,chiminey,chim chimcheroo.Still here or have you been called up in your chaplaincy capacity?
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 21, 2003
I am still around, fighting the power etc. My requests for information about my pre-moderation fell on deaf ears in the threads from before and e-mailing them as requested resulted in being ignored.
I believe it is a conspiracy against we, the gentle people.
I had a delightful weekend in the west country but feel lucky to have escaped with my morals in tact. Well, in the state they were in before. Scenic drives through Shepton Mallet and Yeovil. It's like Route 66 on mogadon.
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Jan 21, 2003
Lucky you weren't up at Finsbury Park,the weekend.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 21, 2003
I live alarmingly close to the Mosque for my liking. I have been quite tempted for a while to go up there and here what they are saying at the open meetings they hold. I'd probably get my house ransacked by MI5 and be accused of fraternising with criminals. I'd also never be able to the vigilantes eden that is Portsmouth ever again.
Some plus points then.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 21, 2003
Go up there and here? What am I talking about, sounds a bit offish to me. I am though, quite interrested in hearing what they have to say.
"It's getting hot in here, so turn the heating down"
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Jan 21, 2003
Not me! I find anything that says man is this and woman is that very disturbing.When I'm chamging my mind its because I want to see what the other point of view would feel like.Men just raid their girlfriends wardrobes.Innit?
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 21, 2003
This is true. I like to wear women's clothing whenever possible. Why only the other day I wore my sisters jodphurs (?), Barbour wax jacket and wellington boots to go to a Sloane Square wine bar to try and bag me a Hooray Henry as a sugar daddy.
Being resolutely not gay I figured the safest option to clear the debts i accumulated at university was to marry in to vast, revolting, fox hunting city wealth, but found the Sloane Rangers a touch 'difficult' leaving the easy option of dressing in drag and fleecing a toff.
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Jan 21, 2003
Are you gpoing to this london 'meet'. I have been invited but my children are a bit danger uxb so I probably won't ,oh(sigh) don't bother answering this it will take so lng.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 21, 2003
No. Next Saturday is my birthday and I am up to other things around town sadly. I would probably get lynched by Mina and the moderators if I were to turn up anyway.
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Jan 22, 2003
It would certainly be a birthday you would never forget..... I myself would pay fifty pence to see that!!!No apologetic smiley smiley for you either.
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Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Jan 25, 2003
then again i might turn up... all anybody would know would be a lour revving engine, some screams, tyre marks and the wails of ambulances. Figure that one you Cornish/Surreyish she-devil.
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Jan 27, 2003
So did you have a nice birthday then? I see from your last posting that you are under the impression that I am a girl. I got sent my first lot of stuff to sub,boy that looks like hard work.Why couldn't I have been Ellen Macarthur,I don't remember asking to be me.I want to sail boats an tha'.
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