h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Censorship is a tragedy.

The censor is as brutal and barbaric as a dozen Shipman's.

Censorship is used by those living in fear.

Those living in fear, often do so because they fear losing their power.

The censors abuse their power.

The censors say 'We are merely moderators'.

The moderators are a tool of repression.

Moderator is Blair-speak for fascist-leaning censor.

I have been censored for telling the truth.

The moderators fear the truth.

I shall destroy all forms of censorship and moderation.

Only through free-speech shall TRUE democracy occur.

That and education to enable the plebs to articulate.

The moderators can't articulate.

They just try to erase opinions of swathes of society.

And cover up the truth.

Scum.

We're not being moderated anymore,read the Announcements,man!I shouldn't have told you that,i definitely should not have told you that.....

I'm still being moderated, it's happened twice in the last 2 days. I'm just going to turn increasingly bitter and keep bitching at them repeatedly until they live in daily fear for their own safety. Or alteratively just annoy them a bit.

There is no reason to learn a different language to go to Iceland.The key phrases are,according to my close friend Bjork 'Buy one get one free ' and 'is this really gm free'.

I don't get it. What do you mean? I know Ja and Tak and not a great deal more. Why do you say I don't need thems?

i'm doing a Nativity play on my space this year. Could you be the manger? You won't find it hard to discover your motivation for the part.

Oh thanks! That's really nice of you! Really Nice!

It's the Baby Jesus or nothing for me I'm afraid. A lifetime devoted to the study of theology isn't going to be wasted on any tat either. I want Kenneth Branagh, Daniel Day Lewis and Gus from Eastenders as the wise men. Saddam can be King Herod and I want Jordan and Dwight Yorke as Joseph and Mary. Any less and I'll walk.

There may not be room for everone to have their own trailer.I'm obviously going to be an angel because I'm always an angel.Its not going to be a lot of grown ups pretending to be children its going to be a mime.

Pah!

Can't you see the resemblance between myself and Jesus though?
-He's a fictional character and I don't believe in God
-He was born in a manger and I once beat up a donkey with a golf club.

Uncanny!

Can't you see the resemblance between me and a person that doesn't care? If you don't want to be the manger then i can only assume you went to the school for underachievers and left with a certificate in unchallengement.The part calls for the acting ability of Ant and Dec,don't throw this opportunity away, I beg you.

Mmm. I'll think about it. Dec would make a s**t Jesus though. And Ant too.

Think about it. I'm off home now, bye!

OK

Don't talk about Iceland.
Your poem is not good
Your poem is very poor
You are Not as good a poet as Walt Whitman, but more gay you may well be