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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

smiley - dog Wuff wuff! smiley - handbag

Bag it and bin it smiley - winkeye - stop giving dogs and good owners a bad name smiley - cross

Here endeth todays lesson.


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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

congrats, FATty


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AlexAshman


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Finally! Saw this in Peer Review for months... smiley - applause


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Outrider


Well done honey!

The boys are donating as much and as often as possible to the cause!


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Outrider


Wakey Wakey O/R!!

= smiley - winkeye


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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Spiggy is donating well too, he has a Tardis bum. You wouldn't believe that a cat can have that much to 'offload' - and it honks *a lot* (as Zagreb can verify smiley - laugh)

It is coming up to a year since he was in hospital on a drip for his tummy troubles (suspected cancer) - a year I didn't think I would have with him so I don't care if he dumps nuclear waste in the litter tray.

And to be quite honest - sometimes it could be treated as a biological hazzard - bless him! smiley - winkeye


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One for the record, Mort.

We left the boys with the outlaws for one night as a test run for our impending visit to crufts. Should be safe, after all they've stayed there when VFRgal is on short change or caught in bad weather.

Well, it was ok! Sort of!!

They got a little nervous (as Boxers do) winged for the loo at 01:00, 04:30 and 06:00 (just like on holiday).


And gassed the house out.

Poor sods thought we'd abandoned them!! Yet they love the bones of the outlaws? Took 12 hours at home to calm down the botty burps. Boy were they pugnatious (O/R using big words, safer than 'goo').


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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Poor outlaws!! Boxer botty burps are lethal!

Have you tried charcoal biscuits?

I suspect the boys are suffering from seperation anxiety as they are over- bonded to you.


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They are indeed overbonded to both of us and each other. Something which we have to address.

We've been told to put a teaspoon of bicarb in their food, but haven't tried it yet. Beef and beef flavoured treats have the worst effect.

Have you thought of doing a pet problems article? You know, simple stuff like this, covering smells, sulphur in the water. You would be the ideal author for it with Spiggys history. And I don't mind chipping in with doggie stuff.


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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Certainly one for the list of things 'I will never get round to writing but would love to' smiley - winkeye

I have just stuck an old entry A1039727 that I never really finished (now I remember why!) into PR F48874?thread=571616

I thought it was done but it is all coming back to me now - the things I wanted to put in it smiley - headhurtssmiley - laugh


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Diesel has chipped his front midle adult tooth. Makes his smile (like grommits) softer though!)


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