h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know I did....I remember telling someone about it........just can't quite remember what it was now!!



*Wonders if she truly is going completely mad*





*picks up mirror* *turns it upside down to see what she looks like upside down* hmmmmmm






Why is it that when your alarm clock goes off, you pick your phone up to say hello, or run to the front door nekid only to find no-one there...






...and why is it, you keep your bedroom curtains open all evening with no light on and no-one can see in, that the second you go upstairs to get undressed, you forget to actually close your curtains, get undressed with the light on, before realising the fact that there is infact someone in the house behind you....oh dear...what must the neighbours think!

Ooooeer!

well turn your head round as well that may help with looking upside down

Because you have only woke up and it is a rare person who fires on all cylinders from a cold start

The person is probably renting there room out going see the lovely lady get undressed only £50 5 min viewing guarenteed

Sorry... couldn't resist... how are you???

Hiya FS!!!

Hello VV - how are you????

not "that" good really...up and down...got a "review" to go to in December...

now wake up!

it is all bad dream or you had speech in front of few in your eyes naked people so you joined so they would feel

best of luck with the review VV... you can no pass not right word.... come out fit and well and ready to take on the world....

oh, my little pheloxi!!!!

with my good friends around me FS, I hope so. I truly do

I feel like now

oh if the person in the house behind is charging for the privalidge go round and demand at least 25% because then you can get a decent holiday to take on the world with too boot

And why is it, when you ring a female freind , with whom conversations are usually full of smut and inuendo, it's a full five minutes before her mother tells you that she's out?

Because they enjoy listening to the smut and inuendo or are note-taking on the I am pleased with who you are list

Because they enjoy listening to the smut and inuendo or are note-taking on the I am not pleased with who you are list


sorry typo on last one

Oh Outrider!

I remember having a conversation similar to that too!!

VV has never forgiven me!

hmmm....little sex kittens and saggy baggy cats spring to mind....

Or how about;

Leaving the bike at her flat after a drinking session. Waking up the next morning and ordering a taxi to go and get the bike before we go marshalling at a racetrack. Ringing her fella to let him know that the taxi is late. Ringing the taxi firm to have a go and her brother replies (through fits of laughter) that whilst he can understand my annoyance, perhaps i'd be better ringing the taxi firm! Took a few seconds for my poor brain to figure out what i'd done. Ruddy redial, it's ok when you remember who you rang last!

So if I camp outside your house I'm likely to get to see you naked? *makes a note to go buy a new tent*