h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Today was almost as good.

going home in the fog at half 7 a Post Office van tried to copulate with the car. He overtook me at the epic lights and disappeared. Guess who was knocking the proverbial out of my front door when I pulled up in the drive?

OOooooOOOOOO!!!

Did you mention anything?

Postie 'good timing'

O/r 'sure is. lucky i survived the journey home despite some Richard top stuck on my tailgate.'

Postie 'censored'

O/r ' so its 07:36 your registration is xxx123x etc, etc.'

Bikers revenge!!



Oh! And it is probably on cctv!! Yeah!!

*squeals with laughter*


It probably is!!


Yeah Outrider!!

I just figure on two wheels i'm vunerable to ****s like that, so in four...... you know me when i get the step ladders out for my high horse.

Hey! I've found my smiley!

Yeah.. you fall off the other side


Ooops..Sorry!!


btw.. are you interested in a new RP game just started?

LW is in it....

Maybe. But remember Im not online too often these days.

Thats the joy of it.. the storyboard is self sustaining!.. You can come in read a few postings and post and leave again.. if you wish.. You only need to keep posting open enough for others to follow!

I will find a couple of threads.. and leave them here for you to pick up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1830193?thread=478909 That is the starter...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1830193?thread=431517

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1830193?thread=432177 Guess who posted here!!

Look out, LM has turned into a litter lout! Stray postings all over the place.

Like the new tag though, not a million mines from where mine comes from! Oooer!

Off to the big forest just down the road from notle on the wold first thing. Hope no-one needles the dogs, i dont want them pine-ing again. Cone off the area im at it again.

Litter lout indeed!!

Too late Outrider!.. I have enrolled you!

quak quak.....

oh! a politcian who is against hunting
or
who thinks he is

Hunting for food, fine. Hunting for pleasure, I wish. Then I could 'pot' the local yobs and claim that it is preservation of urban lifestyle. I would also point out that coroners, court officials, journalists, police, local shop keepers etc, etc would benefit from my 'crimes' and preventing me from shooting the yobs is severely restricting prosperity.