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Tell him I'll be round tonight to rub his sores better

Can you wait until after he's got the tea ready please?

Even though he's injured and loopy on pain killers he still won't let me cook!

I've heard he's the better cook out of the two of you...I've also heard the piggies can cook better than you too.




ps...tell him I'm on the A5 right now...winging my way down there to *tend to his needs*

A corner no less.

thanks for hot water bottle...now I am cooking...














pasta w/ cheese + ham

I bet the pair of them couldn't even reach the fridge!!!! Although that might be a very good thing otherwise we'd get home from work to find nothing in it but a few piggie hairs.

I bake very well though, I've even won prizes for it.

The A5? Are you sure?

Just about reaching the A49 as we speak...

...talking of furry creatures, my sister in law has baby bunnies (don't ask).

Cutting a long story very short, they stay in the conservatory when she is out. She came back one day to find one baby rabbit out of the cage and running around the conservatory. The next day, there were two.

She then thought she'd fixed the hutch.

3 days later she came home from work to find two baby bunnies in the living room with shredded paper everywhere. So she picked them up and put them into the hutch. She counted them and realised that she was still 2 short.

She searched the the house high and low but couldn't find them.

It was only when she went to unload the washing machine to put them in the tumble dryer that she spotted them. Fast asleep inside the tumble dryer!!!

one apple crumble, please. no cherries, thank you!

I'd never put cherries in an apple crumble. How do you feel about brambles?

Ahh, the joys of s!!! How did they get into the tumble dryer? I'd have thought it would have been a bit of a scramble for a baby bunny.

They're not "that" babyish any more.

no berry like fruits...

>>It was only when she went to unload the washing machine to put them in the tumble dryer that she spotted them.<<

She took the out of the washing machine to put them in the dryer?

Where's the nearest RSPCA?

Hey, soggy bunnies are no fun.

marriage! its the pressure that gets you in the end
trying to keep your end up

Or, VV, you can try to keep my end up if'n you want, if it's not too hard that is

Oh btw, did you get lost last night VV? We even hoovered and stayed up late, but no one knocked.