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Half a sixpence is better than half a farthing.

Post 1

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

Can't come to the peace vigil as I promised to lurk around in an enterprise centre looking busy when the Countess of Wessex pops by.She is the only royal I haven't pressed the flesh with so can't cancel.If you go ask em why they only want to give peas a chance and not carrots or broccoli. Give me your e-mail address you great baboon having conversations over days is is making me dyspeptic.


Half a sixpence is better than half a farthing.

Post 2

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

If I post my e-mail address I will get all manner of Fred Wests contacting me. I've seen them on here before. Lurking. Scary weird peoples. Post yours up, you hear!


Half a sixpence is better than half a farthing.

Post 3

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

And I would welcome that kind of attention? Gott in Himmel already I am getting enough wierdy e-mails.


Half a sixpence is better than half a farthing.

Post 4

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

...what you give is what you get... as the famous song may have said


Half a sixpence is better than half a farthing.

Post 5

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

What you'll get is a fat lip youngfellermelad.Poncing around in yer inns of court with yer briefs and m'lud this and m'lud that.Is it going okay? 'Are you having fun yet?' as our transatlantic cousins used to say pre 9/11.


Half a sixpence is better than half a farthing.

Post 6

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

Poncing about??? M'Lud??? You got me mistook for some other brother I'm afraid. It's going really boring but paying nice big juicy wages at the moment. I think I will pack it in in the near future though and move on to a new challenge. It's good to be working in town though and it affords me a night out in Hackney once in a while. Next week I get my stars and stripes fake nails attached and a statue of liberty haircut with the words 'Kick some butt, Rumsfeld' carved into the back.

I'll wait until I have been on the march on Saturday first.

How's you's do's?? As they used to say in Cornwall before they started screening Brookside.


Half a sixpence is better than half a farthing.

Post 7

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

Have you scrubbed the blood off your hands yet? The march looked like a lot of fun ,it was lucky you went when you did,. I hear Ken wants to put a congestion charge on noses.


Half a sixpence is better than half a farthing.

Post 8

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I marched this way and I marched that way, and for a while Blair was quarvering, but I didn't manage to push over the precipice. If only you'd been there to lend a hand we might have had world peace. I hope you're very happy with yourself.

Going on the hols soon??


Half a sixpence is better than half a farthing.

Post 9

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

Not yet but I am going swimming in about ten minutes. Happy,I find myself siding with the French today how do you think that makes me feel? Tried to voice my disgust in a journal entry but found as usual that what I had in my head to say would not form a cogent arguement on papemost frustrating.
Can I borrow your helicopter next Thursday if you are not using it?


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