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Ignoring me ,eh.That might not be the best new years resolution you made.

Post 1

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

So,tell me about your car accident again.


Ignoring me ,eh.That might not be the best new years resolution you made.

Post 2

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

I've never had one. Ever. I am a good and safe driver. Anyway, I drive to fast to ever crash the car, the scenery slips by like Sutcliffe in the night.

How was your Christmas? Full of the joys capitalism?


Ignoring me ,eh.That might not be the best new years resolution you made.

Post 3

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

I had a poor,bob cratchit but we are so happy type day.The electric went off and the children had to spend the day with a neighbour while I waited in the dark for someone to come from powergen.A friend had to bring over turkey and trimmings in the car.....I have never been happy being poor.What sort of crap was Dickens peddling for godsakes.Still at least I got to play the Simpsons version of Cluedo.My children claimed it was the best christmas they ever had. How insulting is that??!!!


Ignoring me ,eh.That might not be the best new years resolution you made.

Post 4

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

You'll have to do the same again next year too. Win the lottery, move into a house the size of Scotland and live in pampered luxury all year year and for Christmas, their treat!

Sounds more fun than mine though, I just got bored by my weird family who seem to live on different planets and in different centuries to me.


Ignoring me ,eh.That might not be the best new years resolution you made.

Post 5

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

I suppose when you were a child you thought you might be adopted???!!!(LL looks through list for deeply ironic smiley)


Ignoring me ,eh.That might not be the best new years resolution you made.

Post 6

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

How did you know? As I child I could never understand how I, the child of an Indian-born, turban-wearing devout Sikh and an aboriginal mother could come out just so damned white. Of course it has all been explained now that I was conceived within the arctic circle on a cruise of Northern Norway.


Ignoring me ,eh.That might not be the best new years resolution you made.

Post 7

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

What was more puzzling for me was if I was adopted how come I looked exactly like my mother when she was younger?!


Ignoring me ,eh.That might not be the best new years resolution you made.

Post 8

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

What puzzles me is why as a child I looked like an old Sidney Poitier, but the older I get the more I resemble a white Danny Glover.

'...it's just been revoked.'


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