h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Faintly reminiscent of Steve Mcqueen in the cooler,again. I wonder if the lad can stand much more moderation,I think its about time we got him out before every original thought is gone and he is no longer able to deviate from every rule and regulation imposed on him from ANY Authority figure.He's stood it well so far but one more hidden posting might him over the edge.

Are you talking in tongues again? Time to crack open that holy Volvic and get out the silver cross and rid yourself of the devil again. Quoting Henri Charriere like some sort of mad thing, you really must remember where his actions left him. Venzuela, that's where. With only his charger for company and no-doubt that had gone rusty and infect his **** many moons before hand. There is a lesson for us all to learn here.

Let us pray...

Angela Rippon,oim tellin yous. Got it on good awtority from de man himself only dis mornin'

I heard that Nick Berry was an outside candidate, his name has been heard being bandied around at Talkback who are taking over his management and assisting Hat Trick in finding a replacement for him because of their Deayton responsibility.

I also heard that Jean-Paul Gaultier makes perfume.

I've heard that money talks but any I have just leaps straight out of my pocket and into the nearest cash register without so much as a by your leave.Do you think some sort of evening class would be helpful?

You need to initiate some sort of dialogue with your money, make it feel loved. Take it out on the boating lake in Regents Park, buy it flowers and chocolates and go for dirty weekends together in Paris or Streatham. Then your money won't just run away willy-nilly never to be seen again.

I showed my money the good life and bought expensive powders with it, now it looks after me as it's relatives now want to come and live in my wallet. Tens of thousands of the cheeky little rascals.

Remember the profound words of AC/DC "Come on, come on, listen to the money talk..." They aren't stupid.