A Conversation for the psychiatrists office
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Khamsin Started conversation Feb 6, 2004
*knocks on the door and sits in a chair thats in the shadows*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 6, 2004
Good morning! Can I help you? Or do you have an appointment?
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Khamsin Posted Feb 6, 2004
No I thought that you wouldn't be busy, can I make one now then?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 6, 2004
well you could...
Ralph is my work college, very skilled at what he does ir Ralph,
he will sort you out, then if you eventualy get to my office you can hve a cup of tea and tell me all your troubles...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 6, 2004
that depends...
*flicks through some files*
fist things first...
have you been here before?
are you on medication?
what coulor is your towel ?
and what day is it?
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Khamsin Posted Feb 6, 2004
I haven't been here before
I'm on no medication for insanity
my 
is blue
and today is FRIDAY
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 6, 2004
well...
i know ways which will heal you... 
of at lest one of your malides
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 6, 2004
poets poets!!! 
i mean...
yes tell me... why wouldent you want to call this day poets as that is the days name as far as i am aware...
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Khamsin Posted Feb 6, 2004
No today I am told is Friday, I mean when I woke up I thought it was thursday
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 6, 2004
thursday...
*looks confused*
what is this day you mention...
ralph i think we have a serious case here...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 6, 2004
no... tomorrow is doobry...
what is this... saterday? the day of satern...
why do you name days after old gods that no-one worships anymore?
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Khamsin Posted Feb 6, 2004
If you get rid of the old system then you may as well change the amount of days in a week, so why not use the names of the old Gods?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 6, 2004
dont be silly...
the old names were silly...
now wait there while i take notes
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Khamsin Posted Feb 6, 2004
why were the old silly? why haven't you renamed the months too? huh?
that makes no sense
you people should all be locked up
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 6, 2004
yes... now your bill....
*hands over a large sheet of paper coverd in numbers*
thats the deposit then once you pay that we move on to an houerly rate... medication is extera
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 6, 2004
*puts a note on the door*
"out to lunch"
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Khamsin Posted Feb 6, 2004
how much? I can't make out this its too complex, I mean why do I have to give you the rights to my house 
tell me
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- 1: Khamsin (Feb 6, 2004)
- 2: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 6, 2004)
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- 4: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 6, 2004)
- 5: Khamsin (Feb 6, 2004)
- 6: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Feb 6, 2004)
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