h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

. . .. ...wakes up. ... . streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetching and yaaaaaaaaawning . .... . . .

. ... . . . .

. .. . . ...notices note pinned to sleeve. .. . .

"push your fingers together"



. ... .pushes all four fingers of each hand together as they would be whilst swimming. ... . . . .

. ... . . .pulls hands apart again. . ... .

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. ... . . as notfluffykerfuffle relaxes into another catatonic slumber her fingers slip out of the chinese finger puzzle... it drops to the floor and rolls under the chair. ... .

. ... after a brief duration of time, a teeny tiny door opens in the molding at the base of the wall behind the chair. ... .

. .. .. .. a crew of sillymarches out.. .. . .

. ... followed by a sillyscurrying fore who directs them to about face, pick up the chinese finger puzzle and return to from whence they came. ... . .

. .. . .they do so, the fore fast on their heels, and the teeny tiny door slowly and silently closes. ... .

also... I should really invest in some pest control

.. . .wakes up.. . .

dang. she turned the light out when she left.

i wonder how long i have been asleep.



geez... with all the lights off and the... total silence... the world could have ended for all i know...



well...

guess i better go and have a look see.. .. .



. .. ....fumbles way to door.. . . finds knob and... s l o w l y turns it... .. o o opens the door. .... . .



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um

yes.... there isn't actually a world outside the door...
i find therapy works better that way

well, there IS a world, it's right there! . ...points out the still open door. .. . and i am going out into it!
Thank you, doctor, This, whatEVER it was, has done me a world of good!


. .. . .full of awe, fluffykerfuffle steps across the threshold and out into that magical world, softly closing the door behind her. ... .

I suppose I'll send your bill in the post...