h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

. .. ...the fluffy who is kerfuffled approaches the desk and the person whom she does not know but is happy to talk to about all sorts of things but not now later concerning her problems with procrastination and puttingoffedness from which she suffers deplorably ...not to mention some trifling annoyances with a habit of sentence runonednesses and some word prevarications but not now later... .. . .

"hello, may i make an appointment for sometime not now later in the future preferably far?


please?

oh....
I suppose yes of course you can have an appointment as soon as you wish
just brush off a cobweb

um

okay

how about a week from.... tuesday?

a week from Tuesday that's wonderful
or wibble if your of that persuasion
I'll certainly be able to do that for you

okay... hold on let me look up wibble...




um




okay then... ...um



first off.... would that be your tuesday or mine?

wibble is what the thingites have named Tuesday
and since your the customer your Tuesday would be fine
what country are you in if you have a different Tuesday

ohhhhhhhhh! Wibble!! i was confused as we call it tWibble here in my countryside....
and in answer to your question... i dont really live in a country per se... but rather on the outskirts... rather the hinterlands. We of this geographical persuasion think of ourselves as Hinterlanders. (or Hinters in the affectionate)

hmm hmm so my tWibble eh? okay...
. .. .... . . ....flufferkyfluffle looking thru her backlog of tWibbles... .. .. . . .


hmmm appears all my tWibbles were taken...
. .. ... .....looks ahead of today for available tWibbles... .. . . .

aha ! next tWibble is available.. but... it has to be a week from tWibble... and THAT one is not available.

hmmm
well as it is now.... 00:04 where i am
I shall be signing off for the night

...you were supposed to say 'what about a week from last Wibble?'


...oh well rise and shine its a new day!!

honestly sometimes a person just can't get enough sleep

well it seems that it is now wibble

hmm yes it seems to have been here and gone now

what to do what to do

.. . . . ... . ... any ideas?

hmm I suppose we could just talk at any time and i will bill you as though it were an appointment,

. . . ... . .sillywalks in, forefingers caught in a chinese finger puzzle, and noses the closet door open and peers inside... . . .. ..

hmm... not in there....

. .... . . . .noses the door closed again and sillyproceeds over to the desk, picks up a pencil in her teeth and scribbles a note on the pad so conveniently left there. .. . . . .. . . .



hElLo. hAVe yOu sEen MY NamEtAG? iT SAyS ?fLUfFykERfuFfLe who iS noW LEarNiNg mOrE tHIngS' oN iT,


.. . . . .drops the now wet pencil back on the desk and sillyshambles out. . ... . . .. .

the asylum really needs better security these days

. .. .. . .pokes head in... notices no one is around... eyes my note i left on the desk:

hElLo. hAVe yOu sEen MY NamEtAG? iT SAyS ?fLUfFykERfuFfLe who iS noW LEarNiNg mOrE tHIngS' oN iT

. . ...and sees that there is no answer penciled below it....

. .. . .....notices pencil is still wet. .. . sillyslides in.... .elbows pencil to the edge of the desk where it falls to the carpeted floor. . . ... .. .rolls it around with toe until it is dry.... . .

. ... . .realises cant get it back on the desk without getting it wet again. .. ..

. ... .. .shrugs and sillyleaves.

and this is why my careers advisor told me not to follow this line of work

06-30-07
Dear Dr Anthea,

I am very sorry but i cannot sillycome in to try and make an appointment
today as i am previously engaged in the Lost and Found and cannot break away.
I assure you that as soon as i am free i will most certainly hasten postehaste over
there to continue trying to make an appointment.
I am looking forward to the recommencement of our nonrelationship. And,
it is with great delight that i can now report to you that i have successfully solved
the chinese finger puzzle.

Sincerely, fluffy kerfuffle

chinese finger puzzle...
well whatever keeps the inmates happy....

. .. .. .. ....sillymeanders in and flops self down in a chair, deciding to wait awhile in the hopes of actually meeting this elusive doctor.. . .. .. . ..

. .. ..stares at the walls... ... . .

yaaaaawns. ... .. ..

. ... .. ..pulls the chinese puzzle out of my pocket and starts to fiddle with it. ... . .. .

. .... .. . .gets forefingers caught in it again. ... .... . .

. ... ... pulls and pulls.. .. ...

. ... .. ..... . .... . .... ... ... . . . .

I think your ment to push your fingers together...