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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 9, 2003
*Falls over and hits his head on the table having the same effect*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Apr 9, 2003
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 9, 2003
and I did it without drinking anything.
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Apr 9, 2003
but drinking is half the fun!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 9, 2003
It doesn't really matter if both methods knock you out.
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Apr 9, 2003
*Downs one and gives another to his Tok'ra. Repeats twice and [content removed by moderator].
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
*takes large golden brick wrapped in slices of lemon and raises it over Hussassan's head*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 10, 2003
Hey, is that the time? I really must be going. Aries, old friend, you wouldn't mind paying for the drinks, would you? Good man. 
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Yes, I would mind.
HDS can pay for the drinks
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 10, 2003
Sorry, can't help it, it's genetics.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Sorry HDS, can't help it, genetics
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 10, 2003
No, it's not genetics for you, you're not Dutch!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
No, but fobbing things off onto other people is.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 10, 2003
Riiiight...
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Then there's the irish part telling me to do things back to front. So here is me making you pay for the drinks.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 10, 2003
But I'm elsewhere when it comes to paying for the drinks! Or I've no money.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Tell the barkeep to start a tab.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 10, 2003
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted Apr 10, 2003
Ah, you wouldn't know that would you.
Instead of paying him straight away, you owe him and he writes it down. Then you pay him at a later date, if you happen to go back to that bar.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 10, 2003
But don't you run out of bars eventually?
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