h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good day. I wish to buy a large area of land.

OK, sir, for what general purpose? Is it, for example for a residential or a commercial establishment?

Private, shall we say, for residential purposes, among many.

But the main purpose is to create a dwelling? We at the AD do not wish to pry, but we need to establish which of our islands this would be most suitable on.

Hmmm... think business. With a top level that can serve as a dwelling.

...OK

So, you'd like the top level to be linked from the residential island, and then the bottom levels on the commercial island?

What size are we looking at sir? [i.e. how many pages?]

OK...as this is a dual purpose building, I'll need to two short blurbs: one for the business island and one for the residential.

Then I'll need a link, so that I can have a look round.

For now, you have a provisional acceptance, and the go ahead to begin building work: thank you for your custom.

Right. I'll start on it.

Excellent.

Here we are: A981001

*door swings open. a tall man wearing a hooded shoal walks in, he is obviously of officer distinction. he carries a broadsword by his side and his eyes appear to faintly glow red!*

i would like to purchase some land. in the middle of some dense woods would be preferable with enough space to build an edwardian style mansion.
*he says in a rather asserted voice.*

I'll be with you in a second sir-

-Excellent Sir! Did you want a blurb, perhaps a description from the air or the sea: just a couple of sentences long to go on the main directory? Plus, would you like a link to the commercial district?-

-Hello Sir and Welcome to the AD. Would you like this to be placed in residential or commercial districts?-

Hmmm... try something along the lines of "A place of peace and knowledge."

Good Sir. Permission to add some poetic license?

Application approved.

Sounds like another resident has had an affirmation of their permit.

Fine by me! Poetic it is!

some blurb from the air could say this. 'Trees, lots of em and they're green.'

i would like to be put in an isolated area with loads of trees and maybe a beach a couple of miles walk away. you could give me a link to commerce, that would be fine.

Nice, good idea!

Creachy you have permission to build away. Leave a link here: when it's finished I'll link yours, M/Rs and Odo's houses up

Applications approved.

thankyou. i have begun to build here A988329 pop by anytime