h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok lets get this straight here and now - i am not the right design shape to fall down a hole anywhere - i'm more your stuck in the top and get a tow truck to pull me out type - but - if in my fantasy i should ever come up with " i'm slim enough to fall down a hole" scenario - I would not want a group og gormless now it all at the top pondering on how we get her out - I'd want a mobile ( cell ) phone that worked down a hole and since the average mobile doesn't get through the average road tunnel there would be the second fantasy.
then if i must have some time to wait - Billy Connolly could make a few observations and boy would he have some material for a show out of that. A toy boy just in case i don't have long left - ( got to experience everything !) and a hamper from a decent food shop - an mp3 player and a bottle of scotch whisky. I could live with that.

how ever if it was gonna last more than a few hours a shovel and some toilet tissue wouldn't go a miss !!!!!!!!!

for those of us who are worrywarts...something less to worry about...if we are the right shape not to fall into holes...
otherwise, resume worrying