h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

....turning pro!

I believe you have just displayed a natural talent for "fluff, spin and profound non-speak" that many ledgendary writers would seriously envy!!!!

Good work! I wish I could do that!!!LOL

NM

*finally wipes off proud grin and goes back to cantankerous old grump mode*

Well if that's a tentative offer of employment I accept.
If it's just a thought, I'd already thunk it and dismissed it.
The point being, there are some things I won't do for money.

*deletes long boring list of other examples*

Being a boring windbag is hard work if you don't know how. But no one would ever pay me for doing what I already do anyway.

*on a roll now*

And anything I do do, I end up screwing up because I can't take anything seriously. Inevitably I offend with my mocking and/or too casual approach. Wanna see my impression of god? Now that would be a good job. I always thought I could do it better than the incumbent who seems to be screwing up and taking a too casual approa...
Hey wait a minute!


~jwf~

LOL.....no, can't offer you a job at it...though I wish I could!

Actually, we have a guy down here on a syndicated radio show who gets paid rather well for it...he refers to himself as a "curmudgeon". His name is Robert D. Raeford, and he does an hourly rant on a morning "drive" show called "The Johnboy and Billy Big Show".

Before you laugh too hard, this show is on over 100 stations nationwide and was the #1 internet radio show for the last 2 years.

The guy only talks 5 times a morning for 3 minutes at a time.....my kind of work day!!!!

NM