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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 11, 2003
Tell us about the Aardvark!
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Feb 13, 2003
Im mad at you ralph!!! Your not allowed in the captins bed!!!!! Where is spook when you need him? SPOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Captin Where do I go to make my own room? Didnt you say I had to go see someone about it? I cant remember.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Feb 13, 2003
Yup, Tango. TANGO!!!
Can someone get Tango?
Gangorlas wants a room.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Feb 13, 2003
What aardvark...??!!!
There's no aardvark!!!!!!
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE AARDVARK???!!!!!
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Feb 13, 2003
You told us about the aardvark. It was in your dream. Its ok if you dont remember. Ill give ralph 200 lashes for getting into your bed if you want. I still think its wrong lol. So where do I get to sleep until I have a room?
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Feb 13, 2003
You aren't allowed to punish officers. Only Spook is and he's not here. I'm afraid you'll have to sleep in the bilges temporarily, or you can bunk up with another (male) officer. Up to you and them. 
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Feb 13, 2003
oh darn and double darn.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 17, 2003
If you're nice you can share my cabin on the gun deck!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 18, 2003
You don't HAVE to, but you can if you want to!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Feb 21, 2003
*Takes a sip of PGGB, yelps in pain and feels the hole in her tongue*
Maybe it's a tad too stroooonnnggg
*falls over and starts blowing bubbles*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 3, 2003
Have some iced 
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 5, 2003
aaahh, thankyou.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 6, 2003
that steam looks good on you cap'n!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 6, 2003
*ruffles his hair*
Thankyou jonnymelad. A complement in the right place is worth seven at inoportune times, like at a funeral.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 7, 2003
What words of wisdom do you speak early on this Poets morn!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 7, 2003
Verily billymedog, I doth speak words of much knowledge.
For example Do not tease bees.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 10, 2003
It is great philosopher who said: Do not stuff chickens' eggs up your bum, they don't fit!
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- 21: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 11, 2003)
- 22: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Feb 13, 2003)
- 23: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Feb 13, 2003)
- 24: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Feb 13, 2003)
- 25: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Feb 13, 2003)
- 26: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Feb 13, 2003)
- 27: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Feb 13, 2003)
- 28: Rag Doll. (Feb 15, 2003)
- 29: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 17, 2003)
- 30: Rag Doll. (Feb 17, 2003)
- 31: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 18, 2003)
- 32: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Feb 21, 2003)
- 33: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 3, 2003)
- 34: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 5, 2003)
- 35: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 6, 2003)
- 36: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 6, 2003)
- 37: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 7, 2003)
- 38: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 7, 2003)
- 39: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 10, 2003)
- 40: Skullock (Mar 10, 2003)
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